An apple a day...

[donutguy]

Keeps the doctor away. But what if that apple is rotton, or it has a worm in it? Or somebody poisend it?

Lets play a little game... You pick out a famious phrase like "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" and then you disprove it somehow.

blaugh Enjoy blaugh  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

uhhhh...

the gazette isn't awesome

well, that's just not possible

kekekekek
I crack myself up ^-^  

[Rorick_Kintana]

Look before you leap...
But what if your blind, of if your leaping into a room with the lights off and it's compleatly dark?  

[leizlrox]

when you dont succeed try and try again
but what if you dont feel like trying, and what if you do succeed, THEN WHAT?!  

[cutiekitties5]

the grass is always greener on the other side...
[when is the grass not green sweatdrop ]  

[Madame C]

Laughter is the best medicine
so why doesn't it cure cancer?  

[Epic Flawless]

Think before you speak.
But what if I don't want to speak or think?  

[Duchess Dill]

It's raining cats and dogs.
I've personally never seen it do that. Or even heard of it O.O

 

[Jason Kharo]

Always look towards the future
What directions the future then?  

[Chiyo KItty Star]

Don't make a mountain out of a molehill!
What makes you think I have that much dirt?  

[Squishy Havock]

a Friend in need is a friend in deed
wat if said Friend is a Theif in need of bail $$
lol  

[Yondaime11]

keep you friends close and you anomies closer
but what if you friend was a anomie and you anomie was your friend confused  

[V379]

when in doubt throw a second grenade
sorry totaly true nothing wrong with overkill  

[Sforzando Poco]

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

Well if that's the case, then why is it that we're all aren't just filthy rich?  

[Umi_Goddess]

"The early bird catches the worm"
Yea but he lost alot of sleep in the process