The Funniest Lines in Movies xD

[dwnmstrsn]

Legolas: Lembas bread... one bite can fill a grown man

Merry to Pippin: How many did you eat...

Pippin: Four. *Burp*  

[Quack Quack Mutherducker]

"Konichiwa (sorry if I spelled it wrong) , b***h."
Street Kings  

[Speedira]

Blades of Glory:
Jimmy:So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach:Oh, really?
Chazz:We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only:"Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas."What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps,my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy:I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz:No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Jimmy:No, it's not, it's gross...
Chazz:...It gets the people going!

Night at the Museum:
Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum!
Larry: Yes?
Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum!
Larry: I give you gum-gum?
Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry.
Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum.
[People screaming]
Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun.
[Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him]
Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum!  

[sankapoo]

devilsmokinangel

Addams Family
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.

That was a great scene. God bless Wednesday.


Men In Black.

Alien ( I dont remember his name): A man came in the other day....
A Dead man!  

[sankapoo]

uhm....I cant vote in your poll...because you dont have an "Other" Option nor do you have McGonagall(oops dont remember how to spell her name) Nor the Twins. xd  

[ymPsiegetanK]

I don't know why but everytime James Bond says "The names Bond, James Bond" it cracks me up bad. whee  

[TakNomed]

From Iron Man:
*Miss Potts walks in and stares as Tony is tangled up with wires and mechanical arms*
Tony:........C'mon, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.
I lol'd so hard. xd  

[Post Coital Cookie]

"What about him? Why does he have his hat turned down like that?"

"He's f*ck ugly."

"But there's a reason he's hiding his face."

"Cause he's f*ck ugly."

-Hot Fuzz Simon Pegg & Nick Frost

xD  

[HakimsRazor]

25th Hour:

Jakob Elinsky: I kissed her.
Frank Slaughtery: You what?
Jakob Elinsky: My student. I, I kissed her.
Frank Slaughtery: Who are you trying to be... R. Kelly?  

[sankapoo]

rofl Both the last two posts made me lol so hard.

Clueless:

Josh: You know if you did something that wasnt a 100% selfish I'd die of shock.

Cher: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me smile  

[ali is ridiculous]

Raging_Blazing_Fire7

"I've sucked d!ck for cocaine! You ever suck d!ck for marijuana?!"
-Bob Sagot, Half Baked

The best line of his career if you ask me.

Bob Saget is pretty sweet 8D <3

Enough is enough!
I have had it with these ********' snakes on this ********' plane!
=epic.

And pretty much everything that comes out of Val Kilmer's mouth in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?
Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.  

[i8k5nef]

Shaun of The Dead
Ending scene when he is about to leave the celler

"I'll stay here and hold them off"
"are sure you want to die like this"
"yeah, chereo Shaun"