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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:03 pm


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Four men meet up at a party for the first time in thirty years. One man leaves to go to the bathroom.
They start talking about their children.
"My son is so rich. I'm very proud of him. He owns a car company and got his best friend a new car for their birthday." Says the first man.
"Well my son is so very rich that for his bes friend's birthday, he gave his friend a jet plane." Says the second.
"My son is so rich that he got his best friend a mansion for his birthday." Says the third.
The last man comes back, and hearing all the congratulations, says "My son is gay, and works at a nearby strip club, but I'm still very proud of him. For his birthday, his three boyfriends gave him a car, a jet and a mansion!"

I know this post is old but this made me lol so hard irl. rofl
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:01 pm


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Hahaha. Those jokes were sooo funnyy xD

Ok so: A girl told her boyfriend that she was going to have sex with him if he met her parents first. The boyfriend, obviously agreed, and they decided he'd come over and have dinner with her parents that night and later they'd both go to a motel. The boyfriend, before going to the girlfriend's house, stops by a local pharmacy to buy some condoms and tells the clerk: "I need a whole box of condoms, my girlfriend is finally gonna' give it up tonight as long as I meet her parents." The clerk hands him the box and the boyfriend leaves. At night when he reaches the girlfriends house, he meets her parents and they all sit down to eat. The boyfriend offers to bless the food and lowers his head in deep prayer. 20 minutes pass by and the boyfriend still hasn't lifted his head. The girlfriend whispers, "I didn't know you where so religious", the boyfriend answers "I didn't know your dad works at the pharmacy!"


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:02 am


So there are two girls and a boy sitting on a bench. Someone walks over and asked the first girl what she was doing. She replied: 'I was blowing bubbles'. When the person asked the second girl she replies: 'I was blowing bubbles' And the person said to the boy: 'You were blowing bubbles, weren't you?' The boy replies: 'I am bubbles'
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:21 am


A man walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the bar maid gives it to him wink

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