CrAzY_Red: The Queen of Awful Poetry

[Kirksome]

Aaaha! Brilliant! I'll get working on that then.

Quick Question: Who did your avi art in your siggy?  

[Felix Avis]

ElegantVictiorainRose!!! It was free because she needed examples to put in her shop!!! It's in a Hogwarts guild.  

[Felix Avis]

Yes, I'm in a Hogwarts guild. ITS FLIPPIN AWESOME  

[Felix Avis]

THAT. POEM. IS. BASICALLY. EPICAWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Kirksome]

And so it should be. It's me, for goodness' sake!

And, by the way, Hogwarts guild = total nerdy fandom. Congratulations. You have joined the ranks.  

[Felix Avis]

I thought I had joined HP nerdy fandom a looong time ago xd  

[Kirksome]

WHAAAAT? -high fives-

YOU'RE EVEN COOLER THAN I THOUGHT. xd  

[Felix Avis]

Dude, I am waaay beyond HP nerdy fandom. I'm even past HP total nerdy obsession. I'm to the point where I can tie everything I see into Harry Potter somehow. And I do.  

[Kirksome]

Ooh, how about this, how about this:

THERE'S A CHICKEN IN THE MOLE'S MOUTH. IT MUST BE IN THE PROCESS OF DIGESTION.

Does this remind you of Harry Potter in any way?  

[Felix Avis]

Yeeees!!! Remember that time when Mrs. Weasley told Harry to go feed the chickens to keep him away from Ron and Hermione?? And how Reg Cattermole eats a Puking Pastille that Hermione basically force feeds him and his process of digestion was disrupted as he was sick all over the alley?? Ah, good times. Maybe he had chicken for dinner. He probably had a mole on his skin.  

[Felix Avis]

Nifflers look kind of like moles. They've probably tried to eat chicken jewelry before. As in, jewelry that looks like chickens.  

[Kirksome]

Ooh, yes, those puking pastels. And such others aforementioned. I don't remember Reg Cattermole, though.

But all in all, it was a beautifully constructed description. AND I ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT A NIFFLER IS. Surprisingly. Um, I had a game on my old Nintendo where I had a niffler pet. He was cute. I loved him.  

[Felix Avis]

OH MY GASOHA I SOOO REMEMEMBER THAT!!!!  

[Kirksome]

Yeah! Fun game. I still have it, actually, I just don't have a DS anymore. rofl