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HERE'S SOME FUNNY SHET, MATE!
The other day my friend was telling my younger brother about how there's only ever been four presidents assassinated, and then my brother was all "It's gonna be five in a few days" XDD It was funny because if you knew him you really wouldn't expect him to say that, but that was probably the most profound thing I've ever heard him say. XD
The other night at work, this guy started making a rap out of my name, and I was just like "Chris... Chris.. stop giving me a bad rap." XDDDDD
This one girl I know online posted a topic :SO HOW ABOUT THAT STEELERS GAME, EH?" and I just said "What kind of stupid topic is this? No seriously tell me so I can resist NOT PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A KNIFE." (Semi-inside joke, but you should still laugh whether or not you're a Steelers fan.)
Hmmm... OH! The other night at work, some lady called in about five minutes before we closed and asked when we closed, and the guy said in five minutes, and she asked if we could hold the door open ofr a few more minutes because she was super pregnant and was craving yogurt, and then he told us and I said "She'll still be pregnant tomorrow." and then a couple minutes later she called back and said "Never mind, I think I'm going into labor now." O_o; Crazy stuff.
And just a statement, when someone says they're bored, that generally means they're a boring person. o.o So be wary when saying that.
