Destroy a Wish Foundation

[Daniclone_23]

granted, but you become older much, much faster as a result.

i wish cowboy bebop had more episodes to watch sad  

[Athigail]

Granted, all the episodes ARE ******** TERRIBLE.

I wish I wasn't extremely exhausted.  

[Liquid Sunshine_XO]

Granted. Now you are dead, so you'll never be exhausted again. Rest in peace.

I wish I could find a good home for every animal that needs one.

 

[Klempky]

Granted, but all the homes are basically like Oliver Twist but for animals.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.  

[Neuneu]

Granted. But all your work is less than satisfactory.

I wish that I didn't have to go to work and not be fired.  

[Liquid Sunshine_XO]

Granted. For every hour of work you do miss, however, you have to work twice as many hours when you eventually go back.

I wish certain people weren't so rude.

 

[Sonnenblume]

too easy.
some are less rude, but others are INFINITELY more rude.

i wish i was gayer  

[Narcoleptic Tree Nut]

Granted, but so is Nancy Pelosi and she has the hots for you. She won't stop until she gets some.

I wish I had more patience/attention span when it comes to art.  

[Felin Greenleaf]

Granted, you go completely ******** insane covering the walls of where ever you live with extremely detailed drawings of cocks.

I wish we'd get a confirmation or denial on Spice and Wolf season 3 or Highschool of the Dead season 2.