Three Word Story Archive

[Exor Omega]

This is the condensed form of the first ten pages of Three Word Story. The rest will follow whenever I feel like doing it, or whenever somebody else does 3nodding

It happened on a dark, gloomy evening when a dark horse jumped into the muddy pile of crap and played like it was a monkey on a small wooden horse that could kill you with kindness to make you give it a warm sugar cookie and a glass of warm milk. Careful or it might burn you. The horse suddenly began to run as if the grass was hot and sticky with melted hard candy. I thought the abominable snow man was after it. However, it was the Rabid Reaster Bunny! OH MY GOD!

Suddenly, out of the dark abyss came a frantic demon that was jumping around the Horse. The demon decided that the horse looked for a piece of fine imported candied apples because demons eat apples.

The apples turned a dark red. Suddenly blood ran on the top of the apple. The demon gobbled them up then turned around and from the corner saw a dark shadowy horse figure! "Who Goes There??!!" Demanded the startled little bug on the demon's back waving his little fist in the demon's face! "Don't tell me you're going to eat that crappy little cherry pie!"

Slowly the demon turned into a small cow and said "Moo Mooooo mooo ?"

"I need a, a nice big grape," said the little bug.

Suddenly, without anyone noticing, he reached for an atomic bomb to be used on a populated area of very horrible looking gnomes, but he couldn't make himself push a pint of nuclear waste into the smurfs' paradise. He then decided that it was better to think of another way to completely wipe the ugly gnomes. He is going stir-crazy just trying to make do with a very large burger to play tiddly-winks and tic-tac-toe.

The demon died.

The next critter in the same year to want to destroy all the cake failed to do anything at all.

When it was time to return to the great beyond the little critter said that it was time so he waved goodbye. He then left to join a resistance cell to start getting fighters ready to invade the planet made up of cream cheese and tuna that smelled like a pizza. A starship arrived and released its fleet of fighters who attacked the the great big army of the Kingdom Gnomeville. However, Gnomeville has shields that covered their asses except not their rear guard.

They moved over to the side of a big, really really big pile of unwanted cans and bottles. They looked around using their huge, glowing green eyes and saw in into someone's bathroom inside the shower and saw Rosie O'Donnell and died from the sheer horror.  

[MotherMoo]

This is hilarious!! Thanks for doing that Exor... rofl  

[BlackCatt73]

rofl It's amazing what our heads combine to come up with!  

[MotherMoo]

yeah, and thats just the first 10 pages lol  

[Exor Omega]

And here's 11 through the first post of Page 22...

There were some lucky aliens who were blind already. They were killed by the governator, Lily Luckytree, who cleaned up the chamber of the corpses of the dead aliens, then burned the building, did the dance, walked the walk, talked the talk, and sang a little song that rang of joy.

Following these events the Earth celebrated with a great "red carpet" event - the Woody Awards. The people danced (and later humped) all night long. The sweet, blissful sounds of the crickets making love echoed into the universe eternally.

Suddenly, there was the sound of rocks hitting the against the castle walls. Many people were found to have abandoned their lots of little humping activities. They started sucking their thumbs and cried while banging a wee lil drum. This made the newfound silent walls shudder with fear, oozing with slime and glowing a fearsome green glow.

Suddenly there was a very loud sneeze! "Oh my goodness it's a one-eyed, one horned, intestine-looking piece of the worst smelling stench known to eat flesh voraciously and lick geezers on the beach.

Following a trail of little, the Martians found out that they were really small, so the people couldn't see their giant neightbors to make a great fussy temper tantrum. Someone smart decided to just walk down the road and poke the mayor in the eye, then kicked all the aliens in their snarglethorps, otherwise known as their rather long but incredibly slim third legs, although, unknown to them, they don't need snarglethorps to love pansies that look like buttercups. Indeed, they do not smell a thing. Instead they just ate their puddings.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the garden, they started digging for their robot bones, which they discovered in a giant's large footprint under the shade of the neighbor's orange trees. It was a secret book that contained the complete works of Juxtiper Reynold's Chronicles. Even the titles seemed to be rusted and used, but it is old and colorful with a hint of an ancient crunch berry in the center of the space under the brightly coloured which is far away from and about to explode.

The ancient ones tried to resurrect the tall and mighty B, whose stinger is three feet wide and five times longer was trying to fly into the great unknown spooky place, which was inhabited with gollems and faries that hid at FallenSammy's ankles, scared of ByakkoOfNight's deathly buttocks now that he had decided to break wind, which in itself was an odd, nearly silent sound which was unbeleivably heard across the mountains and the skies. King Yogacaki decided to investigate into fart amplification devices like that gizmo. Sadly, there was a strong odor coming from the very ugly hat under his seat. So fould was smell it killed entire colony of meerkats, much to the surprise of their handicapped mother. She commented about how weak their defense against such a fearfully powerful, nearly palatable scent.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

You are so awesome for doing this!! heart xp heart  

[MotherMoo]

ok, someone remind me to stay clear of Byak's buttocks lol.. if they can kill a whole colony of meerkats ..... lmao... rofl  

[wiccan j]

And picking up where Exor left off:
(2nd post on page 22 to page 26)

So, she talked amongst multiple personalities about a cure for all the wrong reasons, till the old man screamed in frustration and cried out, "Don't you dare try to cure hairy sweaty testicles!" The disabled meerkat cried all night loudly until the King regretted his actions to save all the little
meerkats. He tried in vain to BBQ the remains but failed sadly so instead he
made a casserole.

Feasting with them was a large hippy dippy weatherman that smelled like rotten apples and stale tobacco. He talked about Mothra untill he thought about hanging pidgeons because everyone knew Mothra loves pidgeons!

Today in the middle of the forest sat a tiny purple man who wished for tiny purple socks to wear on all hallows eve with green and yellow slime ghosts who slipped into costumes with him. They traveled to Halloweenville to see why it was all turning into a massive riot

The man at the bar was a fishy smelling kinda guy who's demeanor was disturbing and yet thrilling at that moment. The man knew everything there was to know, yet he knew nothing aside from the chaos of life that enveloped all monsters from Halloweenville. The zombies started to grow tired from lack of milk protein shake so they summoned the milkybar Boy to quench thirst.  

[Otia]

Heh, my Boy friend finds joy in the strangest things... ._. ;
Just kidding! It's funny, and enjoyable. That's all you really need. ^w^
I love you, hon! <3