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The Princess Serenity

Timid Senshi

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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:56 am

RULEZ
1.dont use inappropriate language (damn is ok)
2dont b mean 2 others
3.to post camment on sum1s story please pm or put in their profile or sumthing just not here.THIS THREAD IS 4 STORIES ONLY!!!

well have fun wit your stories

(ps 1st & 2nd post reserved)

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:11 am

I Was baby sitting for my Sister in law kids there twins 2 years old girls, and i put them to it's all quiet and stuff so i'm watching tv and the dog gets up when he see the cat felix okay idk blah blah blah, so i'm watching tv and i hear this down of a cat meowing so i look at the cat and see the dog harley humping him!
lol
right
i didn't do anything they can't get prego there both GUYS.

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The Princess Serenity

Timid Senshi

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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:11 am

far away in a land of flying burittos & bunny notepads lived a fuzzy young pokemon card.he ,his sister who waz a monkey butt, & his dad who is a tin can wit racoons in it lived in a size -22 shoe.they lived together in peace until a gian evel rain drop flooded their home every 1 got out okay exccept 4 the pokemon card because he tore from the water.

immediately they took him to the land of candy & threw him into a pile of magic poop.instantly he waz healed but turned into a pink & silver tissue box.

to celebrate they threw him a cleaning funeral & they all lived sadly ever before the end

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:30 am

ZOMG!

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MYOB STALKER LAND THERE WAS A LIL,GREEN DINOSWAR NAMED SAMMY-SWAR.....

SAMMY-SWAR LURVED TACOZ BUT HATED THE LETTUCE....

AND ONE DAY HE MET A PRETTY RED DIONSWAR NAMED KAI....

AND KAI ATE TEH LETTUCE FOR HIM EVEN THO SHE HATED IT TO CUZ THEY LURVED EACHOTHER
XD

SAMMY-SWAR WANTED KAI TO BE HIS FOREVER AND ALWAYS BUT DIDNT KNO HOW TO TELL HER....

SO HE GOT 3 ROSES AND BROUGHT KAI TO THE BIG HARTSHAPED ROC IN LA LA LAND.THEN HE ASKED HER"WILL U BE MINE FOREVER AND ALWAYS"

AND KAI SHREIKED YESH AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVA AFTER...

OR DID THEY?!DUN DUN DUN!

TEH END!

NOT VERY RANDOM I GUESS...