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[Claudia Steele]

post your jokes here =D  

[Claudia Steele]

The other day i was walking out of the store, and i saw a cop writing a ticket. i went up to his and said "come on, you can't do that, i was only gone for 3 minutes!" He proceeded to write the ticket, so i called him an obscene name. He then looked at me and wrote another ticket. This pattern went on for quite a while. I could do this all day, and besides, my car was parked around the corner.  

[Zucci_zookeenee]

Almost all the jokes I know are inappropriate (sexual, women jokes, racist, ect)

>_>;  

[Candy Cornigan]

There were two muffins in an oven.

One muffin said to the other muffin, "Boy is it getting hot in here?"

And the other one said "OMIGOSH!!! A talking muffin!!!"

My teacher said that once and no one laughed. Now you know why.  

[Shadows Orchid Child]

You'll only get this joke if you know...well if you know you'll get it.

So there was this Newfoundlander, let's say his name is Benny for the sake of him having a name...
Anyway one night after work Benny descided to go out to the bar with the boys where he had a few drinks, not many mind you, just one or two. So later that night Benny got in his car and pulled out of the parking lot and continued to drive home.
He was about to turn onto his road when this tree appeared in the middle of the road so he swerved to avoid it but then there was another tree in front of him so he swerved to avoid that, pretty soon there were a bunch of trees all over the road and Benny was swerving to avoid them all.
Well pretty soon flashing lights appeared behind Benny and so he pulled over. The cop who got out happened to know Benny pretty well and knew he wasn't such a terrible driver even after having a few so when he got to the car he yelled "Benny! What're you doing!?"
And Benny, who was somewhat confused, replied, "Well did you see those trees? Now who plants trees in the middle of the road?"
The cop shook his head in exasperation and said: "for christsake Benny, it's your air freshener!"


Haha. I think it's pretty funny. lol  

[Shadows Orchid Child]

Here's another one that if you know what am talking about you'll get it....

Every day after work, through sun, rain or snow, Jack was in his backyard firing up the old BBQ cooking some Moose Meat(yes I said Moose meat!). The smell of the meat cooking would fill the whole neighbourhood and it didn't bother anyone none.
Except every Friday his neighbours, who were dedicated Catholics, were bothered by the scrumptilous smell of the Moose meat being BBQed in the yard next to theirs so they went to their Priest and asked him "what can we do?"
So the priest thought for a moment and said: "Bring him to our next mass."
So the next Sunday Jack was brought into the chruch and in the middle of the priest surmon he brought Jack up in front of everyone and sprinkled some holy water over his head as he said: "You were born a prodestant, you were raised a prodestant, but now you are a catholic!"
So that pleased the family and the priest until the next Friday the smell of cooking Moose meat once again filled the neghbourhood. The family called up the priest in a panic and told him what was happening, so the priest came running over to Jack's house but upon arriving in his backyard with the bottle of holy water in his hands the priest saw Jack standing over the grill with his own bottle of Holy water in his hands.
When Jack saw the priest he sprinkled some holy water over the meat and said: "You were born a moose, you were raised a moose, but now you are a codfish!"

lol Again I think it is veryyyy funny. lol  

[Red Frogers]

A string walks into a bar, and says to the barman " I need a drink"

The barman looks at the string and nods "I'm sorry man we don't serve strings here"

So the string leaves, a couple hours later, he comes back, and before going inside he messes up his hair and ties himself into a tangle, he goes to the barman and says" I need a drink"

The barman looks at the string and says "Hey aren't you that string from earlier?"

And the string says "I'm a-frayed knot."  

[KELOWEE]

LOL those jokes r kinda funny  

[lizzycat101]

its better if you HEAR someone say it....

1: knock knock
2: whos there?
1: impatient cow
2: impa...
1: (in the middle of impatient) ....MOOOO  

[Angels Blessing 1067]

Koolie Kumori

The other day i was walking out of the store, and i saw a cop writing a ticket. i went up to his and said "come on, you can't do that, i was only gone for 3 minutes!" He proceeded to write the ticket, so i called him an obscene name. He then looked at me and wrote another ticket. This pattern went on for quite a while. I could do this all day, and besides, my car was parked around the corner.

ahahaha oh my gosh xD