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chinotenshi

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:27 pm


Action Movie Hero Girl
What kind of pants does Mario wear?

DENIM, DENIM, DENIM.
This made me laugh way too hard.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:33 pm


Two hunters, Jim and Dave, were out hunting when Dave falls to the ground unexpectedly. Jim gets Dave's cell phone to call 911.

A few seconds later, an operator answers; Jim tells her, "Ma'am, I think my friend might be dead, he needs help!"

The operator responds, "Well, sir, could you make sure that he's actually dead?" A moment later, she hears the sound of a gunshot, followed by, "Alright, what now?"

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Frizzzz

PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:50 am


Zelkiiro
Two hunters, Jim and Dave, were out hunting when Dave falls to the ground unexpectedly. Jim gets Dave's cell phone to call 911.

A few seconds later, an operator answers; Jim tells her, "Ma'am, I think my friend might be dead, he needs help!"

The operator responds, "Well, sir, could you make sure that he's actually dead?" A moment later, she hears the sound of a gunshot, followed by, "Alright, what now?"


This was actually proven to be the World's funniest joke.
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