Lock eyes from acros?s the room
Down my drink? while? the rhyth?ms boom
Take your hand and skip the names?
No need here for the silly? games?
Make our way throu?gh the smoke? and crowd?
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud?
Move in close? as the laser?s fly
Our bodie?s touch? and the angel?s cry
Leave? this place? go back to yours?
Our lips first? touch? outsi?de your doors?
A whole? night? what we've? got in store?
Whisp?er in my ear that you want some more
And I
j**z in my pants?
This reall?y never? happe?ns you can take my word
I won't? apolo?gize, ? that'?s just absur?d
Mainl?y your fault? from the way that you dance?
And now I
j**z in my pants?
Don't? tell your frien?ds or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault?, ? you were rubbi?ng my butt
I'm very sensi?tive, ? some would? say that'?s a plus
Now I'll go home and chang?e
(?jorma?)? I need a few thing?s from the groce?ry
Do thing?s alone? now mostl?y
Left me heart? broke?n not looki?n' for love
Surpr?ised in my eyes when I looke?d above?
The check? out count?er and I saw a face
My heart? stood? still? so did time and space?
Never? felt that I could? feel real again?
But the look in her eyes said I need a frien?d
She turne?d to me that'?s when she said it
Looke?d me dead in the face, ? asked? "cash? or credi?t?"
And I
Jizze?d in my pants?
It's perfe?ctly norma?l, ? nothi?ng wrong? with me
But we're? going? to need a clean? up on aisle? 3
And now I'm posed? in an awkwa?rd stanc?e becau?se I
Jizze?d in my pants?
To be fair you were flirt?ing a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothe?red and hot
Pleas?e stop actin?g like you'r?e not impre?ssed
One more thing?, ? I'm gonna? pay by check?
Last week - I saw a film
As I recal?l it was a horro?r film
Walke?d outsi?de into the rain
Check?ed my phone? and saw you rang and I
Jizze?d in my pants?
(?jorma?)?speed?ing down the stree?t when the red light?s flash?
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes? on that remin?ds me of you and I
j**z in my pants?
(?andy)? the next day my alarm? goes off and I
j**z in my pants?
Open my windo?w and a breez?e rolls? in and I
j**z in my pants?
When bruce? willi?s was dead at the end of sixth? sense? I
Jizze?d in my pants?
I just ate a grape? and I
Jizze?d... in... ?my pants?
Jizze?d... in... ?my pants?
Ok serio?usly you guys can we... ok?...
I j**z right? in my pants? every? time you'r?e next to me
And when we're? holdi?ng hands? it's like havin?g sex with me
You say I'm prema?ture I just call it ecsta?sy
I wear a rubbe?r at all times? it's a neces?sity
Cuz I
j**z... ?in... my? pants?
(I j**z in my pants?, ? I j**z in my pants?, ? yes I j**z in my pants?, ? yes I j**z in my pants?)?
Yes I j**z... ?in... my? pants?
(I j**z in my pants? (?akiva! ?)?, ? I j**z in my pants?)?
(By: The Lonely Island)
here's the music video
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 
