...Dead lion? ninja I have! It's a funny story, actually. whee We had to draw the real skull of a lion during a lab exercise and the skull we had was old---like over 200 years old. It was in 2 pieces, with its lower jaw separated from the rest of the skull. I had it propped up on some books and on the gas tap, perfectly angled so my bench could get all the facets for drawing, when a fool from another lab bench came and boxed it out of place. I went to rearrange it, but I slipped my skinny old wrist in to grip it by its canines, and someone bumped the lab bench and the top jaw suddenly slipped, and came smashing down onto my wrist! Good thing I have skinny wrists and all that happened was those canines just barely grazed my skin! lol
Edit: My demonstrator and the lecturer was there at my bench and they couldn't stop laughing. The lecturer went on the mic and announced to the 250 others students that I had just been bitten by a lion that's been long dead!
