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This is a guild for all who hate the Jonas Brothers, whatever reason it may be. 

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:25 pm
how badly would you stomp on there faces? tell me your storys/ plots and who ever gets me to laugh the hardist or get chills wins 5k. lol : )  
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:31 pm
i'd stomp on their faces by knocking them out at night and literally stomping on their faces..? xP lol,jk. that would be nice though.. twisted  

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:10 am
I have a plan to exterminate them. >__> I would stalk them making them think im just a weird fan and then draw them away from the crowd and knock them out and drag there body into a ware house and grab a big axe and chop em up and drop there bodys into a sinkhole. Then people would cheer at their death cause their ears will stop bleeding. =D  
PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:25 am
At night I will sneak over to their house and stomp my foot on their faces and then take their bodies away and throw them in a well and then throw a match of fire down for no reasonand then cover the well so it will remain a mystery  

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:53 pm

I would inject cooking oil into their faces, arms, legs, and belly.

This would cause those areas to swell, majorly.

It does not wear off easily.

Kill their parents, hide the death and bodies.

These FKers are the ones who started all this!!

They would eventually get depressed...

I'd place a bag of flour&crushed smarties mix, disguised as cocaine, into their path..

Of course, they don't know the FKing difference...

Hire people to impersonate their parents, get the three into trouble from the 'drugs'

Turn them into the police, make sure it's a media scandal!!

They would lose (if were lucky) most if not all of their fans.

Then....comes the fun.

When it comes to trial time, make sure the flour baggie gets replaced with real cocaine...tee hee...for evidence.

This way, it's a sure fire hit that they get jail time!

After their suffering in jail, they've surely grown up..

Once they're out, there's no way they'd be popular again.

I'd hire them secretly to work for me..

In a dead end job as construction workers, building things of my design.

I'll also hire other people as construction workers, to make their work life complete hell.

One day I'll swing by to "check on progress" and sneak in a few kicks of dirt in the face, hopefully a few face stomps.



Welcome to the real world, cruel as it can be, but fun for others.
 
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