What would you do to the avi/person above you's dead body?

[Silly Ewe]

I'd take all of her equipped items away and sell them.  

[ghosties xx]

call the police  

[Goddess of the East]

Pet your hair? whee  

[Saeed Jama]

Bring it back to life. But not like a zombie, a regular person.  

[A Classy Catastrophe]

Take his big shiny cresent thing, then run away squeling like an idiot with my face like whee
blaugh 3nodding 4laugh whee  

[Miss Cider]

Mummify it.  

[Guardioz]

I'd build a funeral Pyre and put her on it.  

[Goddess of the East]

Tickle it, to see it it was really dead xp  

[w o w silverr]

Take you to a taxidermy and hang your stuffed body on my wall.
burning_eyes  

[The FoxyTrot]

Give you a proper burial... Or just walk away.  

[Guardioz]

Either a proper burial or burning her on a funeral pyre.  

[Wicked Monstrosity]

I'd take your shades and put them on while saying "Deal with it."

Then I'd run like hell.  

[xXPerfect AnarchyXx]

Take your umbrella and fly away like Mary Poppins.  

[A Classy Catastrophe]

I would take all of your items, then get your sword and tickle you with it and see if you woke up from your nightmares. If you didn't wake up, I would shave your head, and use the hair to make a new purse.