Blond moments or just that dumb?

[wo_nyrmo]

Okay so my mom is a blond and well she is constatly misplacing things or something.

Usually it is her keys or her teeth that I hear that are missing. I constantly tell her to put her keys in the same place everytime your done using them. I do exactly that. They either go in this cup on my dresser or in my work backpack if they aren't on me.
Now as for her teeth wtf? Why isn't she putting them in the freaking holder thing that is in the bathroom instead of just all over the place ya know?

Anywho, the point of this rant is about the most recent moment.
She wanted some snacks yesterday when I got off work. But ******** I didn't feel like walking to the CVS behind us to get some since I wanted to go to sleep and I did just that. So she waited till in the day time to do it. So she bought herself some chips and me some flaming hot fries. However she somehow lost the bag. rolleyes Of course she says she want about an hour ago and no clue why she didn't give me the flaming hot fries when she returned as I was and still am awake. Well, she sorta of things she might of thrown them away. So yea seriously wtf? Then I questioned her when she went what all did she do. Well she took the white boxer we have out to potty probably 25 mins after returning from cvs and that is when she threw away some trash. So I really think she threw the bag away. She then said maybe the ghost took it. (okay for those of you that don't beleave in ghost that is ******** fine cause that is your opinion XP but it always seems like no matter where we live we also have some sorta odd ghost that likes to move stuff and them disappear and then such things reappear right where you thought you left them and was the first place you looked.)
The only good thing about this story is... that atleast she didn't use our money and instead used my food stamps card but still such a waste if she did throw them away. ;o;

Sum up for the lazy mofos who don't want to read:
~ Mom is blond.
~ She constantly misplaced and losing things.
~ This time it was a sack with chips n stuff and she lost them or threw them away when talking to the dog out.
~ Tossed out, lost, or ghost got them.  

[MsBritt]

I'm a key's person myself. I tend to lose them. Especially when I moved in with my brother and sister in law. They drive my car also. And they put s**t everywhere. But i usually put mine in one spot, but at times I didnt. I just forgot I had a spot I usually put them on >.<

And I lose some things on a daily basis. It's just a routine to lose 'em I guess. Lol. Everyone does something different when it comes to be irritating. One loses things all the time, the other, whatever it may be. >.<  

[angelfromdown-under]

Oh i am horrible for that...i swear i would lose my head if it wasn't screwed on xD  

[wo_nyrmo]

angelfromdown-under

Oh i am horrible for that...i swear i would lose my head if it wasn't screwed on xD

Definatly say the same for my mom. 3nodding

Sometimes I like to be an a** and then say the whole "If only I had a brain" xd ah such a loving son I am.

@MsBritt yea ^.^; but this is the first time shes bought something and then lost what she just bought.  

[epic failtastic]

Ouch. I can usually remember where I left things recently, but if i leave them there for longer than a week, my memory shorts out.