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 Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:19 am
Because your face hurts other's eyes
Why do fish smell bad
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:03 am
Because I am ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
What is the correct pronounciation of the word, "gouda?"
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:20 pm
Fish.
What did the robot say to the centipede?
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:04 pm
Marry me.
How do I get to the moon?
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:33 pm
snowshoes
what is a cross between a unicorn and a flying horse?
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:35 pm
By counting 4 times
How far is 1000 km?
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 7:35 pm
Dunno, why don't you ask the rainbow potato that's eating your hand?
Why is Harry Potter so angry all the time?
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:05 am
because when he was younger he saw a old dog get eaten by a giant peach and thus he made pancakes then he went and told a monkey that he needed the flux capacitor to go back in time to save the bubbly tuna but when he got bac he found he had no pants on
Why do people like pina coladas and dancing in the rain?
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:15 am
Because they thought it was liquid bananas and coconut milk.
Why do cats not dance?
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:53 pm
Because they are in a relationship with Harry Potter, who is always angry.
Why did I take violin lessons?
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:31 pm
To be a sparkling princess.
Why is pink my favorite color?
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:33 pm
It's beauty that catches your attention... Because teddy bears are cannibals.
Why is my little brother so annoying? ...Personality captures your heart.
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