Corrupt A Wish

[Idiot Dino]

all of your wishes backfire twisted

i wish life was like a video game, with infinite lives :3  

[No name goodbye]

Granted, but you can never see Heaven. xp
I wish Kasumi Alpha (Dead or Alive Dimensions) was my best friend.  

[Idiot Dino]

rofl

finalfantasydeidara

Granted, but you can never see Heaven. xp
I wish Kasumi Alpha (Dead or Alive Dimensions) was my best friend.

guess i shouldve thought about that, huh?

ok, she's your friend now. Then Hayate gets jealous and kills you...dont ask why..cuz honestly i have no clue lol

I wish i had an indestructable, new dreamcast :3  

[Umbra Animus]

Sure it's indestructable, but then it becomes self aware and kills anything in sight, including you.

I wish that I could learn different languages in seconds.  

[Mule of Freaque]

Granted but you can only learn fantasy and sci-fi languages. such as Elvish, Klingon, and etc.
I wish for the power to destroy all corruption.  

[No name goodbye]

Sinning Death

Granted but you can only learn fantasy and sci-fi languages. such as Elvish, Klingon, and etc.
I wish for the power to destroy all corruption.

Granted but it's only temporary, so the corruption comes back.
I wish Mila, Hitomi and Kasumi Alpha all kicked lei fang's a** twisted  

[ElizaBethWebz]

i wish i had some bacon  

[Eclairl]

Granted but your bacon is burnt
I wish I had a keyblade like Kiari's in Kingdom Hearts 2 :3  

[Umbra Animus]

Granted, but you overuse it and Organization XIII collects all the hearts and takes over all the worlds.

I wish I could teleport anywhere.  

[Eclairl]

Granted but you end up teleporting to random areas including a nude beach for senior citizens

I wish I could be a popstar  

[OosexybunnyoO]

you become a popstar but as you as you do, a crazed fan kills you.

I wish I could be happy forever.  

[D JaaY]

Granted, but you go insane and become Rina.
I wish for more wishes. (Didn't expect that, huh.)  

[EarlsGarden]

Granted but your wishing becomes a chain of endless wishing.
(You can only wish for more wishes therefore you cannot replace anything with those wishes.)
^I hope that made sense.
I wish I can read forever.