ONCE UPON AN AFTERNOON, I WAS FROLICKING AROUND THE HOUSE WITH HIM WHEN A RAY OF SUNLIGHT SHINED THROUGH THE WINDOW ONTO COOKIE. THAT IS WHEN I SAW IT.
HE SPARKLED. HE DOES NOT SPARKLE INSIDE. HE DOESN'T EVEN SPARKLE ON OVERCAST DAYS. HE ONLY SPARKLES WHEN IT IS BRIGHT OUTSIDE. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT REALLY MEANS.
EITHER HE WAS SPARKLE DANCING AT A CLUB THE NIGHT BEFORE. OR HE FOUND A TELEPORTATION DEVICE TO TRAVEL FROM SESAME STREET TO THE TWILIGHT REALM WHERE HE TEMPTED EDWARD CULLEN WITH HIS SWEET COOKIE BLOOD AND WAS TURNED. EDWARD AND HIM ATTEMPT A RELATIONSHIP, BUT EDWARD JUST WASN'T SPARKLEY OR COOKIE-LIKE ENOUGH FOR COOKIE, SO COOKIE BROKE IT OFF. EDWARD WAS SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND LATER FOUND THIS HUMAN NAMED BELLA AS A RELPLACEMENT COOKIE TO FILL THE VOID COOKIE LEFT IN HIS HEART. COOKIE THEN TELEPORTED BACK TO RL BUT PUT IN THE WRONG COORDINATES AND ENDED UP ON THE SALES TOY AISLE AT TARGET WHERE I DANCED WITH HIM AND BOUGHT HIS a**.
AND THAT IS THE STORY OF COOKIE. I HOPE YOU ALL STILL LOVE HIM THOUGH HE IS A SPARKLE-PIRE.
I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIS SPARKLES, BUT MY CAMERA DIDN'T WANT TO PICK 70% OF THEM UP. THUS, I FIXED IT WITH THIS SPARKLE BRUSH.
COOKIE SAYS HI.
(If you don't get it, it's a Twilight reference to the greatest, most awesome line of the entire film. MADE WATCHING IT WORTH IT. Pretty much, Bella and Edward are in the forest. Bella just found out Edward is a VAMPIIIRE. I think they argue about him being a monster and Bella not caring, so he steps back into this beam of light, opens the top of his shirt, and goes, "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!" as his chest is having a full blown sparkle-fest. Even my friends who like Twilight laughed at that part. XD They really shouldn't have included it.)
And because the extra pictures just keep making me laugh:
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Cookie does the best AHH faces ever.
