Minimum Rage
I've been stuck at this stupid job for far too long
And I just don't know how much of this I can take before I lose it!
How can people that you see everyday
Turn so evil when they come in and pay
For a burger and some fries when they yell
"I swear I'm in a living-"
May I help you?
Tell me how you're doing on this very lovely day?
Would you like to try a double bacon burger with a shake?
I can make a smile of the kind you've never seen
Cause my manager is a bigger douche than you could ever be!
Leave me alone, I've got work to do.
Leave me alone, I've got work to do.
Leave me alone, I've got work to do!
LEAVE ME ALONE, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO!!
That's when they come, and they go, and they come!
And then they go and they come in one after the other!
That's when they come, and they go, and they come!
And then they go and they come in one after the other!
I don't think I can take another day
But I have to pay the rent or I am gonna get evicted!
I don't wanna go to work, but I must
Modest pay turn away in disgust!
Deal with people who just like to complain
And the love to dis you!
Let me get the manager.
Tell me what is the problem, is there something I can do?
Do you have yourself a problem here I can help you through?
I am very sorry that we got your order wrong
If you give me a second I can fix it in a jiffy. (Moron)
Leave me alone, I've got work to do.
Leave me alone, I've got work to do.
Leave me alone, I've got work to do!
LEAVE ME ALONE, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO!!
That's when they come, and they go, and they come!
And then they go and they come in one after the other!
That's when they come, and they go, and they come!
And then they go and they come in one after the other!
That's when they come, and they go, and they come!
And then they go and they come in one after the other!
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
That's when they come, and they go, and they come!
And then they go and they come in one after the other!
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
One right after the other!
And here comes another!
Oh! How considerate of you to come in and order five minutes before we close! We already shut everything down and cleaned it all up, but we'll go right ahead and fire those grills right back up, just for you, champ! No, no, it's cool. I don't even WANT to go home, especially not after a 12 hour shift with no lunch break. My reason for living, is to serve YOU. You know why? Because the customer is always right! Right?! THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!
I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL KILL ALL YOU.
HEY!? WHERE YOU GOING!? YOU FORGOT YOUR FRIES!!!!
You know what. I quit.