Rhymes, Riddles, and Jokes

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So...tell me any rhymes you know. They can be wierd, or cute or something...

The same goes for riddles and jokes 4laugh  

[Doll With A Knife]

Lizzie Borden took an ax,
Gave her father forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
Gave her mother forty-one.  

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Shut it! K R A Y Z E H' S talkin'!

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Riddle 1:

A butcher has a 50 inch size waist band and a size 9 shoe size. What does he weigh?

Riddle 2:

When you see it you don't use it but when you use it you don't see it. What am i?

Riddle 3:

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said "twelve." The member replied "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said "six." The member replied "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said "ten" and the man replied "five." but he was not let in. What should have he said?

wink

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Right, NOW you can talk!

 

[o0Roxy0o]

Haha. [:

1. What do you call a guy with a spade on his head?
... Dug.

2. What do you call a guy with no spade on his head?
... Dugless. (Douglas)

3. What do you call a man with no shins?
... Toe Knee. (Tony)

4. What do you call a dear with no eyes?
... No eyed dear. (No Idea)

5. What do you call a dear with no eyes and legs?
... Still no eyed dear. (Still no Idea)

 

[tiannaaaa]

I Got One. ♥
What Is Racecar Spelled Backwards?
....RACECAR ! Haha. (:

 

[BlissfulCalamity]

Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two hunks of bread.

:3  

[alienli]

Riddle 1:

A butcher has a 50 inch size waist band and a size 9 shoe size. What does he weigh?

Meat? X:

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I would love to know the answers to the other ones, though. Dx