Distraction Tactics

[Simply Berry]

Me: If there's a zombie apocalypse would you come get me? 8[
Sapph: yes... I'd tell you to drive up toward the lake and meet you halfway, though, because that would be the safest thing ._.; Because I dunno how well I'd do driving into such a densely populated area and THEN back out. But I would if I had to neutral
Me: I would stock up on gas :'[
Me: I'd bring the child too so we'd have something to sacrifice
Sapph: XDD "F--K WE'RE OUT OF GAS AND ZOMBIES ARE SWARMING THE CAR." "THROW THE CHILD OUT AND RUN LIKE HELL WHILE THEY'RE DISTRACTED" "OKAY"
Me: 8D
Sapph: :]
Me: We should stock up on children just for that purpose
Me:and use duct tape to keep their mouths shut
Sapph: hehehe

 

[Jedi Master Acey]

and save me, cause I have a gun D'8

xD

Mom: you guys are weird neutral

 

[ReaperPuppy]

*wants to be a sacrifice*

The government robots are scary D8  

[Ritsuka Komeiji]

If there's a crowd of zombies chasing after us I will trip you heart

 

[PengypopX]

Hey zombies do not eat kids... well as a snack, well food is hard to come by! Plus you guys are always so inhospitable to us zombies, we just want to say we love you. hehehehe twisted  

[animalgal12]

I will gladly sacrifice my brother.  

[animalgal12]

How do you start a zombie apocalypse in the first place?