Awkward lines to hear as you enter a scene:

[Bao Sanniang]

Well... maybe comment on the line above yours... but you participate by contributing an awkward line yourself... I hope this thread qualifies as a game thread.

Here goes nothing.


Guy: All I'm asking is if you want me to help put seamen on your poopdeck.  

[Volvy]

"I'm just saying you should put this on for protection."  

[Pink Fregia]

Come on....let me have a lick.

 

[Ringlefinch]

(as spoken by Surgeon in theatre)

"Is that bit supposed to be doing that?"  

[Volvy]

"And do you think I'M happy about the test results?!"  

[Penny Parker]

OMG...it's so big...it hurts

((it was a splinter))  

[Damonette]

if you let me put it in ill do the rest sweatdrop  

[Volvy]

"Ouch! Stop trying to force it!"  

[Penny Parker]

okay I was in Wal-mart shopping with a guy friend. I was on my phone talking to a gf cuz I was bored looking at guns and airsoft stuff. Well anyways....we wound up in the toy aisle. I saw these little balls. I was squishing one.
"Come here feel this" I said to him. "Doesn't that feel good to just squeeze"
'No, too soft"
I moaned and then said "It feels good enough for me".

My gf was hysterical on the other end saying we were crazy. We should only know what it sounded like.  

[FireSpark]

Once said by me talking about work.

"And so I just jammed my iron in there, and wriggled it around a bunch trying to get the damn thing out. Then I realized that not only did the thing not come out, but I'd made the hole bigger."

The person walking in on that sentence was my wife. The look on her face was priceless. sweatdrop  

[bandaidd]

In our health clinic:

Mr. X? He's gone over to the other side.  

[SakuraTheBlueTiger]

"I keep telling you I inserted it.."

((referring to a computer disk not being read due to malfunctioning laser))  

[Pokemun]

....so the more she screamed the faster I went.

 

[Lil Brat]

And lost his load, splat all over the road

((No more No-Doz for those truckers.))