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 Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:08 pm
Let's see who can post the best Chuck Norris and/or Yo Mama jokes~!
Startin' it off:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks by the window, we lose four days of sunlight!
Keep 'er goin, folks! Lessee what chu got!
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:43 pm
Yo mama's so fat, Her clothes aren't XXL they are "LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FAT b***h"
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:16 am
Yo momma's so fat, she's on BOTH sides the family!
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on an elephant scale, it says, "Max of one family."
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on a scale, it says, "One at a time please."
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to aquarium, people threw fish at her and asked the employees for help because they thought she was a whale out of water.
Yo momma's like a brick, she keeps gettin laid by mexicans.
Yo momma's like a television, even a 2-yr-old can turn her on.
(I know so many, but got tired of remembering and reading them. LOL! I don't like Chuck Norris. lol.)
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:37 pm
Before going to bed,the bogyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Your mamas so fat when whales see her they start to sing 'we are family'
Your mamas so fat when your mama walked in front of the tv i missed three episodes of my tv show
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Something Invisible Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:01 pm
Chuck norris doesn't have a chin, under his beard lies another fist.
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