Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

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[LA Trunks]

Singles' Awareness Day! (I would throw a 'Happy' in there, but there is nothing that happy about it to us single people... It is just another day forced on us by "the man.")  

[Yogurt Man]

Welts are red
Bruises are blue
I like it rough in bed
So please let me spank you  

[LA Trunks]

Wow! Just wow... Really, Yogurt man? Really? (O_o) That was almost as bad as the joke about the boy who fell in the mud.  

[Yogurt Man]

LMFAO this one girl mentioned something about whips and chains yesterday, so I was like BDSM Valentine's? And then I wrote that. XD I have better ones. o_o The only problem is they make more sense if you know the people.

Posts are read
Friends are blue
mundogi is sweet
and so is Yew

munodi's screenname used to be sugar-kun, and we always make "You/Yew" jokes with another girl who has "Yew" in her screenname. XD (These are people in the MPT)

There was also one I did for work

Strawberries are red
Yogurt Mill shirts are blue
Peanut Butter is way to sweet
shame I can't say the same about all of you

XDD  

[LA Trunks]

I like the darker poem of the three.  

[Aralik]

Yogurt Man

Welts are red
Bruises are blue
I like it rough in bed
So please let me spank you

WHERE did you come from? I thought the hollows got you!  

[Yogurt Man]

Xalikar

Yogurt Man

Welts are red
Bruises are blue
I like it rough in bed
So please let me spank you

WHERE did you come from? I thought the hollows got you!

NIGHTMARES NEVER CEASE! They just get lost in the bushes.  

[Aralik]

I'm not sure that you were a nightmare. I found a thread called "Ask Kitsune" and i found you to be quite hilarious!