Three Word Story

[Rayne Engel]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. Anyways in the small town of Bagsoville, there was a fat rabbit who was very faint hearted and hated purple monkeys who danced and bald cats when they puked. Eh. Unfortunately there were these stupid jocks threw monkeys and puked bald cats that were Egyptian and were very sneaky and shy. They ran up to Taco Bell and told the monster to eat the fat rabbit with a spork. And so he thought about it and decided it was the best option available at that current time. He then gorged himself with delight on rabbit and began to choke which made him have a cow which really hurt. The cow mooed ever so softly and gazed gently at the monster that was lazing on a hill. He then blew himself up, saddened that the monster got hurt. Children everywhere then mourned the loss of [the holy cow]  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. Anyways in the small town of Bagsoville, there was a fat rabbit who was very faint hearted and hated purple monkeys who danced and bald cats when they puked. Eh. Unfortunately there were these stupid jocks threw monkeys and puked bald cats that were Egyptian and were very sneaky and shy. They ran up to Taco Bell and told the monster to eat the fat rabbit with a spork. And so he thought about it and decided it was the best option available at that current time. He then gorged himself with delight on rabbit and began to choke which made him have a cow which really hurt. The cow mooed ever so softly and gazed gently at the monster that was lazing on a hill. He then blew himself up, saddened that the monster got hurt. Children everywhere then mourned the loss of the holy cow, [killing all shoes]  

[Rayne Engel]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. Anyways in the small town of Bagsoville, there was a fat rabbit who was very faint hearted and hated purple monkeys who danced and bald cats when they puked. Eh. Unfortunately there were these stupid jocks threw monkeys and puked bald cats that were Egyptian and were very sneaky and shy. They ran up to Taco Bell and told the monster to eat the fat rabbit with a spork. And so he thought about it and decided it was the best option available at that current time. He then gorged himself with delight on rabbit and began to choke which made him have a cow which really hurt. The cow mooed ever so softly and gazed gently at the monster that was lazing on a hill. He then blew himself up, saddened that the monster got hurt. Children everywhere then mourned the loss of the holy cow, killing all shoes [that were too]  

[Asher Skie]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. Anyways in the small town of Bagsoville, there was a fat rabbit who was very faint hearted and hated purple monkeys who danced and bald cats when they puked. Eh. Unfortunately there were these stupid jocks threw monkeys and puked bald cats that were Egyptian and were very sneaky and shy. They ran up to Taco Bell and told the monster to eat the fat rabbit with a spork. And so he thought about it and decided it was the best option available at that current time. He then gorged himself with delight on rabbit and began to choke which made him have a cow which really hurt. The cow mooed ever so softly and gazed gently at the monster that was lazing on a hill. He then blew himself up, saddened that the monster got hurt. Children everywhere then mourned the loss of the holy cow, killing all shoes that were too [way too cool].  

[Ty Gwynnia]

Once long ago a rock fell not far from a group of people that were killing children and one of the men nearby said "Frito's are tasty." The people stopped killing children and all looked upwards. Suspended there was a floating cake. It was drizzled with red colored strawberry fruit things that were quite delicious looking, therefore the group swore to forever protect the cake god. Then all of the people began to eat the cake god because they were hungry. Meanwhile, light-years away, there was a magical jellyfish pondering the best way to kill off the Jonas Brothers. It soon concluded that it had to first destroy their sense of morality which coincidentally also included balance so the jellyfish took a raygun and pointed it at Earth and shot at the Jonas Brother's house and all three were brutally murdered by a clown. And there was many a joyous musicians who deserved the spot light left behind. Besides they earned the big golden prize in being awesome. Anyways in the small town of Bagsoville, there was a fat rabbit who was very faint hearted and hated purple monkeys who danced and bald cats when they puked. Eh. Unfortunately there were these stupid jocks threw monkeys and puked bald cats that were Egyptian and were very sneaky and shy. They ran up to Taco Bell and told the monster to eat the fat rabbit with a spork. And so he thought about it and decided it was the best option available at that current time. He then gorged himself with delight on rabbit and began to choke which made him have a cow which really hurt. The cow mooed ever so softly and gazed gently at the monster that was lazing on a hill. He then blew himself up, saddened that the monster got hurt. Children everywhere then mourned the loss of the holy cow, killing all shoes that were too way too cool. [The shoes sucked]