Cheesy pick-up lines

[I dance in sloww motion]

I have a few!
* I lost my library card but can I still check you out?
* How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
Hi, my name's ______
Tell me some more! mrgreen  

[Niko Narshe]

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!


Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"

 

[TET0 KASANE]

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I have bds.

 

[Shu Tsukino]

If you were a Ice-y, I'd eat you up.
xd  

[Pretty Little Demon]

Excuse me do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.  

[ohgodwhatsausername]

Are you a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you.  

[Fiery Keys]

Ah, when you were born, heaven must have lost an angel!  

[General Zodd]

If you were writing on paper; you'd be what they call Fine Print.

 

[Candace Volkenraht]

Boy, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.


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