Damn it, neighbors! Stop being losers!

[Lychee Fruit]

I was walking my dog today when a little old lady started yelling at us from across the parking lot.

Mean Old Lady: Put your dog on a short leash!
Me: *looks down at three feet of leash and twenty yard distance* She's harmless.
Dog: *sniffs the ground*
Mean Old Lady: I don't want it to charge me!
Me: She wouldn't be interested in you.
Mean Old Lady: *crosses parking lot, gets close to dog*
Me: O_o
Dog: *keeps sniffing the ground*
Mean Old Lady: Oh geez, this is what I was afraid of!
Me: >_>
Mean Old Lady: Hey, listen! Can you understand English?!
Me: ....いや、英語わかりません。
Mean Old Lady: >=O
Me: *wonders if お should have been in there somewhere, wanders away*
Mean Old Lady: If that dog knocks me over, you're gonna be the one in trouble, lady!
Dog: *still sniffing the ground*
Me: 9_9


I used to live next door to a pit bull that was known to hve killed cats (and almost killed mine!). You know what I did when I saw it? I DIDN'T WALK TOWARD IT. It makes sense, right? It's not just me?  

[Mosher117]

LOL! You should have falcon punched her.  

[Lychee Fruit]

Mosher117

LOL! You should have falcon punched her.

She would have shattered into a thousand pieces. XD  

[AquilaLiberum]

Lychee Fruit

Mosher117

LOL! You should have falcon punched her.

She would have shattered into a thousand pieces. XD

Mission accomplished!

But seriously, why do people get so irrationally worked up about stuff that doesn't concern them? People suck D<  

[Junimaia]

I like how the dog was oblivious to the entire thing.  

[Nexus Carbuncle]

Sometimes the elderly do that just to interact with people, because that's the only interaction they have.
rolleyes

I actually LIKE when random dogs approach me. Who wouldn't!?

edit: None of that was sarcasm, even if it all sounded like it.
sweatdrop

 

[MorganeLeFaye]

I love old people.

You know, I aspire to be like that when I am old. I'm going to be the old lady, on my porch with my cane, yelling at the kids as they pass by.

"Get off my lawn you whipper-snappers!"  

[Spazzkid]

You should have trained your dog to take a piss on stupid people.  

[Ky Jelly]

Dunkballz

You should have trained your dog to take a piss on stupid people.

if i could tip this post . . . .

although, considering the amount of stupid people in the world, that poor dogs bladder would be overworked!!