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1: What does their bedroom look like?a mess
2: Do they have any daily rituals?roll out of bed, hit face on floor, wallow in self pity, flex a little in front of a mirror
3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?ha ha ha no
4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?stand around and complain
5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)-500
6: Eating habits and sample daily menublood pack, blood pack, potato chips, blood pack
7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting timetv, interwebs, eii, loves it
8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulginglying in bed all day, loves it
9: Makeup?not on your life
10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?standard teen fears of being made to look dumb, of social rejection, unpopularity etc
11: Intellectual pursuits?nose picking
12: Favorite book genre?books are for nerds!!!!
13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?emotionally stunted 13 year, old ghouls are boring and probably have cooties. boils don't even cross his mind as a possibility.
14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)HE IS AN ADONIS. glittery bug eyes, pointy ears, glowing finger and toenails.
15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?goals are for people who aren't him
16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?ha ha oh wow
17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dressanything simple and vaguely traditional, firefly patterns
18: Favorite beverage?bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?how he's the biggest failure ever. I MEAN WINNER!! BIGGEST WINNER!!!
20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?nope
21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?ewwwwwww sex
22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?pencil up nose, paper into shitty paper airplane then waste basket dunk ball
23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?not in the least, displayed with constantly failing at everything
24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?no, and probably way more than he lets on
25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?the god of everything, or on bad days, back home living in the garage
26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?27: What is their biggest regret?everything he's done in his life
28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?ZERO FRIENDS FOREVE ALONE
29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)run away screaming
30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)block it out lalala not happening
31: Most prized possession?sweet bling
32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?stuff is awesome
33: Concept of home and family?they're just holding him back man, from realizing his true destiny
34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)put on a big show and no one (including yourself) will realize what a looser you really think you are ha ha ha ha...
35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?pretty much everything that he enjoys
36: What makes them feel guilty?making people cry
37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?emotional 100%
38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?face down on something comfortable and sleep
39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?inferiority complex out the roof
40: How misanthropic are they?pretty misanthropic, hides it from himself and others well
41: Hobbies?pretending he has hobbies
42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?y1 STUDENT YEAHHH
43: Religion?PRAISE JACK none
44: Superstitions or views on the occult?he IS the occult baby
45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?pretty much always
46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?IDFK
47: How do they express love?punching and teasing a+
48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?mad flailing
49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?says he's not, is terrified of it inside. ITS DYING MAN WHY WOULDN'T YOU BE?? ITS GONNA HURT!!!