How Hot Are You?

[Lorem Corpus]

How Hot Are You?

You are Slinky Sultry Sexy Hot.

For you, summer's just an excuse to show more skin... you look good in the winter, but you look GOOD in the summer. You don't leave your hotness to chance, you carefully cultivate it and make sure it's in place before you walk out of the house. You're one of those people everyone looks at thinking "damn, how is he/she holding it together so well in this heat?" 'Cause you never let 'em see you sweat... that would be so unhot.

 

[Not In Wonderland]

YOU ARE SLINKY SULTRY SEXY HOT.
For you, summer's just an excuse to show more skin... you look good in the winter, but you look GOOD in the summer. You don't leave your hotness to chance, you carefully cultivate it and make sure it's in place before you walk out of the house. You're one of those people everyone looks at thinking "damn, how is he/she holding it together so well in this heat?" 'Cause you never let 'em see you sweat... that would be so unhot.

 

[FenHareI]

You are Secret Hot.

Not everyone feels the necessity to announce their hotness to the world. And what, just 'cause it's warm out, you're supposed to suddenly be totally comfortable having your whole body exposed to the elements (and people's eyes)? Summer for you is a break from the monotony of the school year, but a time to use wisely -- either earning more credits, or some sweet, tender cash money. And whatever smart coworker or voluntary summer school classmate takes the time to discover the hotness you hold within will be a lucky person indeed.