[Instability Portal] GOBLET OF FIYAH [Ami + Dakota] [FIN]

[chiickadee]

Ami was simply tinkering away with a runic computer when it happened. She'd been etching in runes, very carefully and meticulously. Each one needed a great deal of precision and focus. A slight error in the coding would cause the rune to be entered onto the weapon incorrectly. One false move and this trapping gun would shoot flames instead.

The portal took her without warning. She blinked her eyes in this new land and just about had a heart ******** HOGWARTS.

AMI HAD DREAMS ABOUT THIS PLACE.

She had a blue and grey scarf emblazoned around her neck, and people milled anxiously around her. For a moment, she just stood there like a dope, reveling in the amazing, AMAZING experience. Hogwarts. She was here. The real deal.

A sound down the hallway alerted her. Something was coming, and quickly.

Did Ami mention how ******** EXCITED she was?  

[Pixie Nyxie]

Dakota on the other hand had been hard at work on the training field. Not so odd for the teenager as he set up the defensive building blocks for the moon trainee's and then worked on ways where small cracks or weak spots were being exploited.

Chama hummed a soft tune in the back of his head, a portable radio almost as he pulled out the ol' big hammer and starting whacking away.

The portal had dropped so suddenly that Dakota barely had time to register that instead of a hammer whacking on wood...it was a slim wand on a sphere changed to a cylinder changed to a what the ******** was going on oh my god magic.

He stared at the slim wand and then at the people who were busy doing their own magic and made a small ******** hogwarts of Harry potter. EVERY KID AND ADULT KNEW OF THIS PLACE. It was like the ******** dream world of every imagintive kid.

WHY WAS HE HERE?!?! Quick pat around show no Chama, nor of his hunter gear. Instead he was fashionably dress in robes...red and yellow scarf of Gryffindor with a long wand just read to do some damage.

"Uh...." Dakota just excused himself from the class and started down the hallway. Just what the ******** was he going to do at Hogwarts....

"Learn magic duh..." he repeated to himself.  

[chiickadee]

Ami had to move quickly if she wanted to make it out of this alive. She knew from the books that Harry always reacted quickly, usually with whatever came to mind!

A door was in front of her, and her wand felt warm to the touch. Oh she knew what to do. It was magic time, right!

She was about to swish and flick, alohamora the ******** out of this door. For whatever reason, the door opened without her even having to move a pinkie. She scowled. She wanted to do magic! At least she was safe.

Dakota had to go and interrupt her magical moment though. He was muttering something about learning magic. Ami sighed loudly. She really wanted to leave Dakota to the monster, but it wouldn't be right. The hero never left anyone behind!

Except Sirius ... and Dobby ... and Fred ... and-

That was beside the point! "Dakota, over here!" she gestured, disappearing into the doorway. It was his choice if he killed himself or not.  

[Pixie Nyxie]

The door did feel warm as he opened it. What he saw next surprised him as he had no idea that other hunters...were in the area.

"Ami?" He breathed a sigh in relief as he looked at her and then around. Something was coming, he needed to move and as Ami took off, he followed right after her.

What the ******** did harry potter do in this time? Wait...did that make like Ami his Hermione? Well Ami WAS the smart one...and had the light brown red hair...and didn't seem grumpy all the time.

But Dakota was no Ron Weasely or Harry Potter....Once he followed her in the doorway, The door snapped right behind him, his robe swirling around his feet as he turned to stare with a fish face...

"What the ******** going on..."

His answer came not from Ami but from a 3 headed huge cerberus behind them....

"Oh...My...God..." A dog...a huge...3 headed dog.  

[chiickadee]

Ami yanked Dakota into the room by his collar at the very last moment and slammed it shut with a decided click. Her breathing was heavy as she threw chairs and books against the door- anything to barricade it from the monster that was snapping outside.

Think, think. How did this go in the movie again? Didn't they play music or something? Trapdoor! It was a trapdoor that lead downwards into a pit of plants. Right, right.

"Dakota, can you play any instruments?"

HP: 32/40  

[chiickadee]

Trapdoor, trapdoor. Shouldn't it have been obvious? Ami felt like trapdoors were rather obvious things. There! Behind the beast!

She stared up at the looming cerberus, hand fiercely gripped on her wand. "Wingaaaardium leviooooosa," she said quite confidently. Nothing happened. Well now she just looked silly and felt stupid. Normally Ami would have just throw the wand away there and now, but she couldn't help but feel a little attached to the wooden stick.

"Well ********. RUN."

HP: 24  

[chiickadee]

The words slipped out of her mouth and she left his side, trailing around the sides of the room. The dog barked and snapped but Ami just screamed and kept running.

She'd never been very athletic. She was the nerdy book kid in the back of the classroom quietly turning pages, going unnoticed by most, save a few friends. She was always picked last for kickball, where she would then stand in the out field and not move much. She stayed in shape, sure and the island had toned her out a bit, but she was still quite sedentary.

Maybe Dakota was distracting the dog, or maybe she was faster than she thought, but for whatever reason she fiddled with the trapdoor latch, and then slipped within. She only hoped Dakota would make it too.

HP: 16/40  

[Pixie Nyxie]

Dakota turned to Ami and just looked at her.

"I can't play a instrument..." How the hell would that help against a three headed dog? He groped around for Chama instead, wondering why he couldn't find his weapon. Instead his wand came out as he flicked it around.

That was no goddamn sword. DIDN'T GRYFFINDOR HAVE A SWORD?!?! Come on house of Harry Potter, grant him some magical badass sword so he could lop one of the heads off the beast.

"What the ******** is this thing going to do!!?!?!" He waved the wand around like a maniac and then out of frustration, threw it at the dog....who nimble caught it and crushed it into a million pieces.

s**t ******** damn hell, Harry Potter land...suck. Sucked so very much.

"I don't even know why I even bothered with magic...." He grumbled, literally grumbled as Ami shouted a spell...  

[Pixie Nyxie]

With Ami disappearing underneath the trapdoor, The moon hunter had to think of ways to get himself to the same trap door.

If he was Harry Potter, what would harry potter do? Of course he had his best friends with him and well...Dakota did not have his ginger Molly or his super smart friend Marcus with him thus could not rely on those two.

So he was left alone...

With a big doggie.

"Big doggie, bad Doggie. Be a good doggie. SIT DOGGIE." Dakota started to shake his finger as if discipling the cerberus would do anything.

Of course the cerberus would have none of that and started to prance after Dakota, like teasing him. And Dakota took the bait...feinting the right again away from the trap door so he could hide. Except there was nowhere to hide...  

[Pixie Nyxie]

As well as this  

[Pixie Nyxie]

When Ami took off in one direction, the moon hunter took off in the other. Unfortunately, he saw that the dog decided that maybe because he was a tall brown slightly muscular but still skinny kid...he looked like a stick.

Racist.

He was atheletic as he circled the room, dove between the legs and rolled his way out of danger...

Unfortunately though, he didn't roll out of the way to the trapdoor fast enough as the jaws came around his ********..." he was dead...literally as the dog ripped into him.

And he woke in the training field after a crazy a** dream.

"I am not ******** watching harry potter every again..."

Dakota: ded  

[chiickadee]

Ami clung to the stone wall behind her for a moment, catching her breath as the terror of the cerberus faded away. She kept waiting for Dakota to bust through the trap door, but a few shouts followed by barks and the tearing of fabric and flesh let her know that no, Dakota would not be coming. A hand went to her mouth as she resisted the urge to throw up. No, this was just an illusion, wasn't it? Was it?

She walked forward, surprised that she wasn't in a pit of vines that she had to sit still in. That was how the book went, didn't in? Ami gripped her wand a little closer, shuffling to adjust scarf as well.

The chess board. Ah, yes, where Ron made his great stand and sacrificed himself for Harry. Ami had no Ron to sacrifice though, now that Dakota was gone.

She stepped onto the board. Let the games begin.  

[chiickadee]

For once? Being the brainy kid paid off. Having red the book a thousand times, she knew how this chess game played out. Being the super nerdy sixth grader she had been, she'd figured out the proper strategy to win as well.

The chess pieces beckoned on her call, moving as she called them out. "Knight to C3," she said, voice calm. Other pieces were destroyed, rock crashing against rock, but her own pawn space stayed out of the vicinity of any damage.

She could totally do this.

HP: 8/40  

[chiickadee]

"Checkmate," her voice called out clearly. The game was won, easily of course. She frowned sadly one of her smashed rooks, but sacrifices had to be made, after all.

The queen's sword fell and Ami quickly darted off the board, eager to leave the game and Dakota's body behind.  

[chiickadee]

Ami's flats tip-toed lightly. If she remembered correctly, this was either the part where she had to test the potions, or this was the part where she had to fly around on a broomstick to catch the correct key. Hopefully it wasn't the broomstick. She feared that flying a broomstick would be too difficult for the gym class drop out.

Potions it was. A tiny note on the table, that she didn't even look over. It was the third potion, she knew it already. Countless times reading the book had her memorizing small details like that.

She leapt through black flames and found herself in the last room. Who would be there though? Voldemort was defeated way back in time. Who would bere there, leeching off Professor Quirrel like a parasite?

A deep, etching Avada Kedavra and she saw white. ******** KILLING CURSE.