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Just answer the questions xd xd

1. your name (you can write nick)
2. how old are you?
3. In what time you go to bed?
4. What shoes do you wear?
5. Write a cartoon character name ( for example -Sponge Bob)
6. Write any phrase you like.
7. The most appropriate name for a serial killer?
8. What a bad word do you know?
9. What separates after grenade explode?
10. Some structure? (examle-tower)
11. profession you like?
12. What happens to the bottle, if it hits the wall?
13. Element of winter clothing?
14. What is normally after a big booze?
15. What is missing in your house?
16. House item (example fork, lamp...)
17. Write any action (example swimming).
18. Name the actor?
19. a family member?
20. Any number (1-10)?

I will post the test result after all the answers are done

Hello dear psychiatrist. My name is aia
You know, I had a strange sexual problem and I want to tell you about it. So listen up. Once very late, I left the house and went for a walk. From the dark alleys the strong wind was blowing, and suddenly I saw him, he was called Bloody Bunny and it was just awful!" F*** lol I'm not comfortable with swearing xD!" I cried and lost shrapnel. I woke up on the big bed, on my feet were slippers And Converse. On the desk was candle, and behind the window was burning Hut, set on fire by damn Pre-school Teacher and my heart turns into diamonds.Then everything happened quickly - he came out from bathroom, slowly taking off his Knitted Cap and bared his hairy chest. "Oh, you're my little Winnie the Pooh" - he said and stepped closer. I felt Vomitus *eww*. The last time I had time to look into his eyes ,the color of the A pet dog and lost shrapnel again. Silence. Suddenly I hear a voice: how about 20 times, eh?I do not know what to say, and only said: "I hate Mondays. xD.". Then he started kissing my stomach and went down, lower and lower ... Oh no! He came to this ... In his hand flashed a Bed, why? Maybe this is a new trend of Dreaming, but the time for arguments was not enough. I jumped out of bed and saw a picture: he is naked with a naked man. And this guy is Johnny Depp. And besides was my Walden. pervert, I knew immediately. So I jumped up on the window sill. What a mess! I stood on the ledge of the 3 floor. I closed my eyes and jumped!
With respect to fellow psychiatrist, aia