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Nio Love

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:52 am
Bigfoot Burlesque
Bigfoot: Burlesque
Non-fiction; Alternative Lifestyles

Written under the pen-name, W. M.A., this work is a written history of the burlesque club "Hair There", whose primary song and dance acts feature bigfoot and yeti performers. The piece is written from the perspective of a frequent patron, and is often critized for handling the subject material in an overly familiar and non-objective manner. However, the interviews with some of the actresses are particularly poignant, and the work often reads like a memoir. It is an interesting look into the underground world of bigfoot performance art from someone who appreciates dance, comedy, and body hair.

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1 - Ok, so this book uses a psuedonym, but the questionare asks for the author's names. You wonder if the name is in the book somewhere, but you check the nifty included character index and none of the initials match. But there is one person whose initials DO match- the artist from the children's book you were also assigned. You've found a clue!
2-3 - W. M. A.... Women's Modesty Association? No, that can't be right...
4-6 - This book also has a dedication page- to "F. S. and her darling Mother G." Time to check your author list again, you suppose. You've found a clue!
7-8 - You are really not into body hair. Really really. You have to put the book down, and resist the urge to cough up a hairball.
9 - Whoever this WMA is, it's clear he really is into girls with a hairy hiney. You've found a clue!
10 - It mentions, briefly, that the manager of the club is a mad scientist by the name of Doctor Diddle. He has a daughter who's a bartender at the club, whose name was not disclosed, and is referred to as M. S. Another initial? The book indicated that she quit eventually, as she grew jealous of one of the performers. You've found a clue!
 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:54 am
Riley considered actually not reading this book, when she picked it up. She understood, almost instantly, that the book had to have something to do with the person that was portrayed as either a yeti or an ape in the previous two books. That did not stop her from being absolutely horrified at what she was about to read.

Being of a hairless nature, Riley considered hair in general to be disgusting, and the idea of having hair all over the body to be ridiculous. She very carefully creaked the book open, barely daring to look in hopes the book had no photos - when she read the dedication page.

F.S. and her darling Mother G? Ah, Mother Goose, the writer of the scareling book. And F. S. was her adopted were-ape, of course.

Then Riley shuddered again, and delved in.


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4-6 - This book also has a dedication page- to "F. S. and her darling Mother G." Time to check your author list again, you suppose. You've found a clue!
 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:56 am
No, no, no, this was horrible, this was torture, this was cruel and unusual punishment. Riley understood that the writer - it had to be McAdams, of course - was a fan of his fiancee, the were-ape. But she didn't need to know how much of a fan!

So personally!

So detailed!

Who would publish such things on paper?!


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9 - Whoever this WMA is, it's clear he really is into girls with a hairy hiney. You've found a clue!
 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:56 am
She closed the book quickly, letting out a soft shudder of horror. When she dropped it callously on her lap, it opened to the dedication page once more, and Riley looked at the initials for a moment.

F.S.

What was that name earlier..? Ah, Francine.. the last book. There we go. The final connection.

Figuring out all of the connections helped her to stop wanting to heave with disgust.


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4-6 - This book also has a dedication page- to "F. S. and her darling Mother G." Time to check your author list again, you suppose.
 

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:57 am
Riley had already figured out that McAdams was the author of the book, and she'd figured out the relationship between him, Francine, and Selena.

But she also found out way too much about hairy bodies.

She wanted to wipe the memory of that book from her mind, and forget it even existed.


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1 - Ok, so this book uses a psuedonym, but the questionare asks for the author's names. You wonder if the name is in the book somewhere, but you check the nifty included character index and none of the initials match. But there is one person whose initials DO match- the artist from the children's book you were also assigned. You've found a clue!


Three clues complete!  
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