Magical bullshit story time!!!!

[Axel Daimora]

Lets write a story!!!! We can be as crazy as we want with it. What we do is try to make it as funny, weird, or stupid as possible. Annnddddddddddddddd........... HERE WE GO!!!!! You wake up in the morning one day and head outside..................  

[Darkness Dragons Revenge]

And you come face to face with a Black Unicorn and decide to ride it down the side of an erupting volcano and drink drink drink from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children.  

[Axel Daimora]

neutral whut the fucq...............  

[Princess Zelda21]

Eventually, moments pass as you end up passed out, not realizing the strange liquid was spiked with something unusual. Hours pass and you wake up in some mysterious land no one ever had gone to filled with various mystical creatures such as phoenixes, unicorns and elves. Somehow you have now been sent on some rather important adventure on behalf of the kingdom's royal family which had been direly important.

((Eh, hope you don't mind if I randomly jump in. ^_^*))  

[Darkness Dragons Revenge]

((Helldragon, look up Riding A Black Unicorn by Voltaire. And Princess, we WANT YOU TO JOIN! THIS IS FOR EVERYONE cat_4laugh ))

You scratch your head and ask "Where's Puck and what was Shakespeare tripping on when he wrote a Midsummers Night Dream?"  

[Princess Zelda21]

"Oh, that penguin? He was probably off exploring the ice caverns in the north for the summer." said the queen. The king gave a slightly confused look. "Uh, ahem, we're not quite sure. As for your quest, ye must go find the magic spaghetti wand and turn the old spider monster into the purple dragon of doom." he replied.

((Hee hee, this is fun! ^_^* ))  

[Darkness Dragons Revenge]

The young adventurer looked up to the king and said

"Isn't the spaghetti wand guarded the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster that created the world?"  

[Axel Daimora]

Me:Wtf am I in Hyrule??