I accidently showed a p***s to my 6th graders.

[LOL shutterBUG]

Not like a full-blown c**k.
But this picture.
I took it out of my slideshow, but I guess I forgot to save the edited version.
So they saw Satyr ******** hope none of them go home and tell their mommies that Miss Heather showed them a p***s.
Because that would be JUST what I need to happen right now.
 

[Neuneu]

Its artistic nudity.  

[Felin Greenleaf]

Also they're in 6th grade and have the internet. Like none of them know what a p***s looks like.  

[Arianah]

In sixth grade we went on a field trip to an art exhibition where the artist had multiple male nude sketches. Depending on the subject matter, this would be perfectly fine.

Don't stress.

Explain why you initially put the image in the slide show, if and only if it comes up.

Besides, half your class has a p***s. The other half probably already saw their dad's when walking in on him taking a piss.  

[Tenacious Travis]

I'd be more concerned by how weird it looks. Greek men had penises, so they should know what they look like, and, um, it's not like malformed cocktail sausages burning_eyes  

[Arianah]

Nope, loose foreskins look exactly like that (thank you job that has me wiping man a** for a living), though the real question is, was the artist trying say something by making his genitals so disproportionally small next to the rest of his body? It's like a child's peewee vs a man sized c**k.

And, does he have a tail?  

[LOL shutterBUG]

Arianah

Nope, loose foreskins look exactly like that (thank you job that has me wiping man a** for a living), though the real question is, was the artist trying say something by making his genitals so disproportionally small next to the rest of his body? It's like a child's peewee vs a man sized c**k.

And, does he have a tail?

He does.
He's a Satyr, not a human.
So it's really a goat c**k.
So it's kind of bestiality? Awesome.  

[Arianah]

I thought satyrs had goat feet and legs too, those look rather human. Greek artist dude, ur duinit wrung.  

[Pudding Raven]

I read this as "my p***s" and was all, "What... what?"