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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:51 am

Rules are simple, post here a FUNNY caption on what these four Americans who live in California are saying.

Anyone but non-freedom lovers can enter.
Remember, this is a caption contest and not a story telling contest so avoid placing long descriptions and stuff.

Three tamers with the funniest captions will win the following prizes after four-five days will win (Also I will not be grading these, In fact I'm getting a very judgey person to grade. Very harsh grader.) :

1st Prize: Obama as an extra partner
2nd Prize: Obama's pet
3rd Prize: A Stimulus Package

PRIZES CAN NOT BE TRADED, DEMANDED, OR GIVEN TO ANYONE ELSE. THIS IS AMERICA! EAT YOUR FRENCH FRIES FRANCE!

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:30 am

Passing old woman: "Ah, young love... you boys try not to hurt each other too bad before making up tonight!"

Takuya: "Did she think we are a...

Koji: "Yep... she sure did..."

Others laugh in the distance.

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:52 pm

Takuya: Hey Koji, this feeling like we are being watched,has made me forget why I hate you..
Koji: I know what you mean...was it over who gets to go first with you know who?
JP: Why am I the only one without a cool hat....or getting any...?
Zoey:What are all of you looking at?Why not look at me? LOOK AT ME.

-Has no idea how things work in CA XD-

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 2:56 pm

Takuya: Koji darling, I will embrace you like a fat kid embraces a cheese burger!
Koji: Please be gentle Takuya baby!
Zoey: Oh man I am totally freaking out, are those two bowls of ice cream hugging? The weed is starting to get to me...
J.P: I'm not fat, I'm big boned...

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:13 am

Takuya: Wolverine would totally tear Captain America apart!
Koji: What's that?! Captain America fought for our freedom against Red Skull in Wold War I! What did Wolverine ever do for us?
Zoey: I like the billionaire playboy philanthropist kind, like Iron Man! So dreamy, and that Iron Patriot suit too.
J.P.: Hey, what's that?! It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait it's an Eaglemon?!
Eaglemon: *Appears as everyone watches holding sparklers while wearing an Uncle Sam Hat and Captain America suit as everyone stares in awe.* I want YOU! *Points at them*

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:32 am

Takuya: Im to sexy for my hat

Koji: Im to sexy for for my shirt

J.P: Im to sexy for weight loss

Zoey: Im to sexy for all of you

*Mouths open wide in shock looking From zoeys comment*
(I thought what the heck take a shot...im not the best at these though xD)

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:50 pm

Takuya: ill Only Spirit digivolve with you heart Koji heart
Koji: IM A TRUE AMERICAN SO IM NOT GAY
JP: I'm not wearing pants
Zoey: Your not wearing Underwear either and your sitting on Tommy

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:13 pm

Takuya: ...Is that the Weedmobile?
Koji: ...I think it is.
JP: No, it's the ice cream truck!
Zoe: ...I can't believe I'm stuck with these idiots all day.

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:46 pm

Takuya: ... So what you're saying mister president is that...
Koji: ... we don't have to punch each other in the face to has more taco bell?
JP: Mind. Blown.
Zoey: Who are you talking to? Wait... Y'all are high again aren't you?

(Can't say I didn't try... sweatdrop )

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:41 pm

Takuya: "I'm going to kick yo a**!"

Koji: "No, I'm going to kick yo a**!"

Zoey: "Guys, stop fighting! T^T"

JP: "Yeah, use your words not your fists!"

Takuya: "Fine! Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet!"

Koji: "Oh yeah? Well yo mama is so black that when she went outside the street lights turned on!"

JP: "That's not what I meant..."

Zoey: "Boys are stupid! T^T "

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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:41 pm

Takuya: Screw you!

Koji: No Screw you... Screw you with something long and pointy

JP: -whispers-"Should we tell them..."

Zoey: -whispers back- "Not yet...maybe they're smart enough to notice the situation."

Koji: "When I'm done with you, you won't walk for a week!

Takuya: "Go for it! Let's see who doesn't walk for a week!"

JP/Zoey: "Pause!!"

Random person: -yells- Y'all Gay~

All: Huh?

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:54 pm

caption contest ending in a few hours. My friend will be reading this soon to start grading.

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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:16 pm

So my friend finally graded them and made his final decision. While some submission were forced to be ruled out due to not following the rules, this did not change his picks. The following have won a prize.

MrTurkeyism

Stimulus Package - (You can only normal evolution this Digimon to see what the rest of the line is.)

[IMG]http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab103/DarkfireKaran/ObamasPackage_zps619496a4.png[/IMG]

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Obama's Pet

[IMG]http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab103/DarkfireKaran/ObamasPet_zps47b523be.png[/IMG]

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Obama

[IMG]http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab103/DarkfireKaran/Obama_zps0a0aa413.png[/IMG]

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