Jesus ******** christ, this site

[Crack Smile]

Sign into an old account for the first time in a while

WELCOME 2 GAIA NEW PERSON HURR HURR *BEATS YOU TO ******** DEATH WITH ANNOUNCEMENTS AND DAILY PMs*

For ******** sake, leave me the ******** alone.  

[Crack Smile]

I've gotten four announcements since I made this thread.

do they actually think anyone even looks at the announcements anymore? Everytime you log in it's just a speech bubble with 10 Announcements in it.

who in the ******** has that much time? who do they actually think they are communicating with?  

[Zelkiiro]

I just ignore the announcements part--Notices and Private Messages are all I click on. :V  

[Dose x2]

I had the same itch. I think its been the better part of a year since I've logged on. I too got the "welcome to gaia hurr" message. I'm sitting here like "Do you know how old my account is?"

Oh and apparently my inventory is worth 912,175,252,084 Gold  

[Nenikekamen]

Pulled an account at random to check. Apparently this one earned achievements when not logged in.

And 10 announcements within 15 minutes.  

[Stereo Heathen]

This profile has been around for over ten years! I'm not new!
Also, time  

[Minyaagar]

Man, tell me about it. So annoying.