lets try it in here, the corrupt a wish game

[Trappernicus58]

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Trappernicus58

I wish I was married to Nigella Lawson. 🧬

you are now wed, but to Nigella Grant Lawson from Wyoming who sells MLM tupperware for a living

I wish to rehabilitate a beaver

You rehabilitate a beaver but it turns into a zombie beaver and attacks

I wish for a million dollars worth of fools gold. 🧬  

[Different...Very.]

Granted, you have been granted 1 million outdated, counterfeit, or prop dollar bills that are only worth the a nugget of fool's gold.

I wish to be popular online.