"Coming at you live from an undisclosed location in the gross city of Los Angeles, is none other than the six star athlete and wrestling extraordinaire, the Mega Lion, Luis Leone!" Luis holds his phone as he walks around as he shot the video. "It's hot, it smells like s**t, and god damn is it expensive here! In fact the only thing I can say is a positive for the good people of this disgusting city is that I'm here to grace you all with my presence for WRESTLEMANIA!"
"That's right, we're only one day away from the biggest wrestling event the WWF has! And what do we do the night before a big event? We party! It certainly wouldn't be a party without my best bud, the Atomic Monster, Axel!"
Luis shifted the camera to the side, revealing the Lion's longtime comrade. "Say hello to the fans Axel."
Arms crossed, the Atomic Monster gave the slightest of nods.
"Yeah, he gets more chatty after a few cervezas. Anyways, before we can get to the real party, the boss decided to throw a small welcoming party for our newest member! Nope, not the masked shadowy freak. It just so happened to be the freaky chick that I used to work for... and then worked for us. Whatever! All that matters is I got the beers, the pizza, and the Axel, all we need now guests!"