the hearse song

[Angel Muerto]

don't you ever laugh as a hearse goes by,
for you may be the next to die.
they wrap you up in a big white sheet,
from your head down to your feet.
they put you in a big black box,
and cover you up with dirt and rocks.
all goes well for about a week,
then your coffin begins to leak.
the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
the worms play pinochle on your snout.
they eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
they eat the jelly between your toes.
a big green worm with rolling eyes,
crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
your stomach turns a slimy green,
and pus pours out like whipping cream.
you spread it on a slice of bread,
and that's what you eat when you are dead.  

[RoninRampage]

beautiful...

But...id call it more of a poem than a song....


Still....you might laugh when my hearse rolls by...tis the vehicle i wish to purchase...and "pimp"....A system, at least 1800 wat amp....two 20 subs.....several base speakers....i wish for a good paint job...and...nice jet black rims.....i is to be rocking in my hearse...and when i die....just move my subs...and slide me in...cause i dont need burried...just push me off a cliff in my car....

I dares you to jack it when im gone...ill so haunt your toilet...  

[Angel Muerto]

yea i don't know why the guy who wrote it named it 'the hearse song' but i guess it worked for him confused

on your car though. i would so jack that car after you died. and if you came to haunt me or whatever. i would just call up ghostbusters and sass. problem taken care of.  

[[KookieMunzta]]

that was pretty cool blaugh

 

[BlackBloodJin]

interesting  

[Pensakura]

*plays ghostbusters theme and starts dancing* I'm off to the dance! blaugh