Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[kaiser321]

x- Ryed Raevin -x

Granted, but it's not available for students.
I wish I could remember my major chords.

granted but you get hit by a bus and barely live
i wish that i could figure out how to make a website -_-'  

[marly_luver]

granted but some hacker reports it
i wish my brother stop being such a nOOb all the time  

[QooisNuclearFruitJuice]

Granted but then a lion eats you and your brother.  

[kaiser321]

ummm since there was no wish above, i'll just go straight to my wish.
i wish that more people would buy at my banner shop.  

[iceman_dk]

they will, but you become so bad at barganing you end up paying them...

I wish I could be sober now...  

[kaiser321]

granted but you go mad at the pain of the hangover
i wish that i had a pizza from pizza hut crying  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Wish granted but it has topping you don't like.
I wish for nothing. I have no wish. Make one up?  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Granted, but you get something you don't like

I wish I had soda  

[kaiser321]

granted but it's flat twisted
i wish i was immortal with eternal youth.  

[Nanxaimer]

granted, but all of your friends and family die away, and you become so miserable and lonely you commit suicide.

I wish I had the ability to transform into any animal.  

[kaiser321]

(but i'd be immortal. so i would just lose a lot of blood. anyway....)
granted but you get hunted and end up have your head on a plaque above the fireplace of some redneck.
i wish that i knew martial arts.  

[Haar Pel- The Messenger]

WIsh granted, but it literally costed you an arm and a leg to learn it.

I wish I had the newest MCs...  

[Mygramor Dracun]

Your wish will be granted, but as I know not of what this "MC" is, you get something completely absurd and off topic, like "M"ega "C"heese that eats you.
I wish for a wishing contract with genie with no loopholes.  

[strifechick]

granted but the disney corporation comes in and says u can't hav a contract with a disney corporation without permission from disney and rips it up

i wish i could draw like namine (not her art skills they suck the power xp )