The Harry Potter Pants Game

[LadyOfTheRoses]

This game used to be popular around the MuggleNet fourms.
People who have not read the books and/or have not seen the movies may not be interested.
And a warning: May contain spoilers for those who have not read book 6 yet.

The game is that you take a quote from the books or the movies and you replace one of the words with "pants"

Stupid, yes, but defiantly good for a couple laughs.

Examples
Original Quote
"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you." ~Harry Potter

New Quote
"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the pants for you." ~Harry Potter

Humorous, no? Some more examples...

[Prefects Who Gained Power:] "A Study of Hogwarts Prefects and Their Later Pants... That sounds fascinating..." ~Ron Weasley

"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to pants their way in. They got in on pure talent." ~Hermionie Granger

All right, let's see what the HP fans here can think up...  

[emo_racoon101]

"Tell me Mr. Potter, what would you get if you added a powder root to pants"? [snape]

"Well then can you tell me what the difference between pants and wolfbane"? [ snape]

"...Well believe it or not some one has already pantsed me"!!!
[ hermione]

"Will you... go to the pants... with me"? [george]  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to pants us all!" ~Harry Potter

*one of my personal favorites* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Pants  

[sassybrassy]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Pants  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a pants seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you." ~Dumbledore  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

"Pants beyond measure is man's greatest treasure." ~Luna Lovegood

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a pants drop, Dolores?" ~Prof. McGonagall

"You should have died! Died rather than pants your friends, as we would have done for you!"~ Sirius Black  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

"Who wouldn't want pants that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" ~Draco Malfoy

"You two just Apparated in my pants!"
"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --" ~Ron and Fred/George Weasly

"We had to write about our pants at school, Mr. Mason; I wrote about you."
– Dudley  

[iCookie_Monstar]

hillarious blaugh i don't know any HP in english  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

"But you're Muggles! We must have a drink! What's that you've got there? Oh, you're changing Muggle pants. Molly, look!" – Arthur Weasley  

[Balliamo]

also don't know any Harry Potter (pants) in English sweatdrop  

[LyraScience]

Quote:

"He was nicking Sirius's stuff" ~Harry Potter

"He was nicking Sirius's pants"  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

"I want to fix that in my pants forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." Ron Weasley  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

"By all means continue destroying my pants. I daresay I have too many." Albus Dumbledore  

[rock_enkeli_666]

"Harry spent a lot of the last week of the holidays pondering the meaning of Malfoy's pants on Knockturn Alley."

lol