favorite eclipse quotes [Spoilers]

[katgems]

okay, so i was wondering, even if you're not done with eclipse, what your favorite line is so far.

this one made me laugh, and i won't feel like i'm spoiling the whole book:
" 'Whatever you're thinking, Alice, I doubt I'm that free.'
'free is free, right?' she insisted.
'I'm sure i still have boundaries - like the continental U. S., for example'"
 

[chyuu]

There wasn't really one specific quote, but this entire situation in general made me laugh:

"Is there a scandal?" I wondered... "Are you ever going to tell me, or do I have to guess?"

"You'd never get it right. See, Quil hasn't been haging out with us, you know, until just recently. So he hadn't been around Emily's place much."

"Quil imprinted on Emily, too?" I gasped.

"No! I told you not to guess. Emily had her two nieces down for a visit... and Quil met Claire."

He didn't continue. I thought about that for a moment.

"Emily doesn't want her niece with a werewolf? That's a little hypocritical," I said...

"Would you please stop guessing? You're way off. Emily doesn't mind that part, it's just, well, a little early."

"What do you mean early?"

Jacob appraised me with narrowed eyes. "Try not to be judgemental, okay?"

I nodded cautiously.

"Claire is two," Jacob told me.

Ahahahaaa!

And then;

"'No, no, Bella. Actually...' he seemed to be struggling for the right word. 'You look...sexy.'"

Oh, Edward. (:  

[Reels]

I lol'd when Edward said, 'Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?'

rofl  

[[The_Amazing_Chocolatier]]

Reels

I lol'd when Edward said, 'Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?'

rofl

I know! xDD
I was dying. That was hilarious.

Also the whole Edward/Alice playing chess bit. That made me laugh.
And the sex ed. talk with Charlie.
And both of those were on the same page, I think..
>DD

 

[Aris`]

I LOVED THE PART ABOUT EDWARD AND ALICE PLAYING CHESS. omg that would've been hilarious to watch. xDDDDD
andand
“And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.” — Alice Cullen  

[Alisox]

I liked the note passing bit with the plane 3nodding  

[Elisfar]

Alisox

I liked the note passing bit with the plane 3nodding

...I was about to put those quotes...*deathglare*

 

[Gazyi]

"I'm neutral country. I'm Switzerland."

I loved that. And the thing with Bella trying to get it on with Edward for the first time was funny. xD  

[Princess Alexis - 999]

Reels

I lol'd when Edward said, 'Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?'

rofl

Yes that, that line got me as well.

My favorite lines was when Edward was going through the list. (I'm not typing out the whole thing right now...)

I cringed, and buried my face against his shoulder.
(Edward)"And fifthly..."
(Bella)"This is a very long list,"  

[Princess Alexis - 999]

Bella -*Speaking to Jacob* "Tempting. I have been tortured - Alice painted my toenails."

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Bella - "You are in trouble," "Enormous trouble. Angry grizzle bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home."

~

Edward - I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often.  

[Vivacious Veela]

chyuu

"'No, no, Bella. Actually...' he seemed to be struggling for the right word. 'You look...sexy.'"

Oh, Edward. (:

That part made me Awwwww.  

[Katsuogaara]

Edward : "your little stunt with the rock. you know that you nearly gave me a heart attack? not the easiest thing to do."

"'Please!' Edward hissed. 'Do you mind!'
'What?' Jacob whispered back, his tone surprised.
'Do you think you could attempt to control your thoughts?' Edwards low whisper was furious.
'no one said you had to listen,' Jacob muttered, defiant, yet still embarrassed. 'get out of my head.'
'I wish I could. you have no idea how loud your little fantasies are. it's like you are shouting them at me.'"

Alice : "This hostage stuff is fun."

"Jacob stared at me in shock. 'are you alright?'
'No, damnit! You broke my hand!'"  

[Luna Loves Good]

The whole part where Bella punches Jake for kissing her made me laugh because no one took her seriously xD

"Why did she hit you?"
"Because I kissed her"
"Good for you, kid"
xD I can just imagine Bella's frustration.


xD And the part that makes me laugh the loudest
"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
"Do you want to do that part?"
xD;

Ah Bella, so persistant. xd

 

[Kizzi Ro]

My absolute favorite quote was when Edward got back from hunting the second time I believe...

"Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love."

That made me squeal.. xD

 

[Colloquial Serendipity]

I just have to say that I loved tons of the passages in Eclipse. One in particular that hit me more than the rest was on page 95:

"I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart--I've left it with you." -Edward