I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[XxTrampledxX]

ok this game is called, I'm a Genie...
how it works is one person makes a wish, and the person replying grants it, but with a twist (ex. Person 1: I wish for a dog. Person 2: Granted, dog has 3 legs. I wish for a sandwich. Person 3: Granted, it's a cockroach sandwich ect ect ect...)
Get it?

Ok...I wish for a pencil  

[Madame Vita]

XxTrampledxX

ok this game is called, I'm a Gene...
how it works is one person makes a wish, and the person replying grants it, but with a twist (ex. Person 1: I wish for a dog. Person 2: Granted, dog has 3 legs. I wish for a sandwich. Person 3: Granted, it's a cockroach sandwich ect ect ect...)
Get it?

Ok...I wish for a pencil

Granted it unsharpend and there is no sharpener  

[Kara Raeven]

What's your wish?  

[Living Ink]

I wish for a car.  

[lazy bonz]

It's a 1981 Yugo. You'll love it. mrgreen

I wish for a vacation.  

[Willhellm]

congrats, you've won an all expensis paid 2 year vactaion to the ever chilly, winter wonderland that is ANTARTICA! you leave in two days, and there is no chance of not going, you are.

I wish I didnt hate myself anymore... (oh how easy this one is...)  

[lazy bonz]

Congratulations! You love yourself so much, you can't stop looking in the mirror! You carry a mirror everywhere you go.

For my two year vacation to Antarctica, I wish it to be 75 degrees Fahrenheit 24/7.  

[engineer-of-doom]

Granted, unfortunately the ice melts and you are now swimming with the remains of the ice cubes...

I wish for my homework to be done.  

[lazy bonz]

Hooray! Someone does all your homework. And you learn nothing.

I wish for a giant luxury cruise ship to pick me up from the ocean.  

[engineer-of-doom]

Granted, unfortunately it's a themed cruise and the topic is Pre-Columbian Meso-American religion.

I wish for a drink.  

[ritikii]

waves hand and *poof* a drink appears but it is sewer water.

i wish i always that the right amount of money to buy what i want when i want it.  

[engineer-of-doom]

Granted... but it's always in pennies.  

[ritikii]

rawr that would be heavy  

[engineer-of-doom]

I realized I forgot to wish!

I wish I could remember everything.  

[lazy bonz]

Your entire brain is used to remember everything.
Nothing is left for managing your bodily functions.

I wish for engi to recover her bodily functions.