Teal'c quotes

[Kaiser_MageMule]

post Teal'c quotes here. the quote and the episode name

What is an O'pra? Episode emancipation.  

[Kioya Sato]

you mean teal'c

I will keep both eyes on it DanielJackson -One False Step  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

"And ducks are bad?" - Bane  

[StateAlchemist Natsu]

Indeed
You say that a lot.
What?
Indeed.
do I?
Yeah.
I haven't noticed.

Ronin/Teal'c Dialog from Midway... those who download from iTunes got it the Monday before Friday.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I'm seeing that tomorrow!

"Colonel O'Neill has officially informed that I have my...”mojo"... back." - Orpheus  

[Kioya Sato]

"With all of your past experiences Daniel Jackson, I do not know how
you have slept well before now."-Chimera  

[Saint Rydire]

Its not really a Teal'c quote, but a teal'c moment from the episode where O'Neill steals the thing from the Tollen and then doublecrosses the trust i think and then arrests an ton of people

Jack: Major carter told me not to do it, Daniel objected and Teal'c... well i know i dissaproved of my actions with the way he cocked his head and raised his eyebrow..

something like that  

[Saint Rydire]

Interviewer: Sorry i'm just reading your file here; it’s fascinating I suppose I should ask you immediately here, you’re an alien?

Teal'c: (Stares at the man)

Interviewer: I mean well, not to you, to us you would be, anyway uh, you were the highest ranking officer in uh the service of one of our alien enemies, and you turned against them, why did you turn against them, when you did?

Teal'c: (Stares at the man)

Interviewer: I mean, sorry why are you sitting there if you don’t intend to answer any of our questions?

Teal'c: Because I was requested to by General Hammond

Interviewer: I see, and he didn’t happen to mention to you that part of the interview process involved actually saying something?

Teal'c: (bluntly) No.

Interviewer: Ok let’s try this, Colonel Jack O’Neill; you must have a tremendous amount of respect for him.

Teal'c: (Stares at the man)

Interviewer: Maybe you don’t... let me rephrase it, Colonel Jack O’Neill is you immediate superior

Teal'c: (Stares at the man)

Interviewer: Maybe not in terms of species but he’s you commanding officer.

Teal'c: Indeed

Interviewer: Good, ok good perfect lets move forward, is there anything you can tell us about him

Teal'c: If you wish to learn of Colonel O’Neill, perhaps you should interview Colonel O’Neill

Interviewer: ok thanks that a good idea, thanks very much, Listen I want to ask you, just let me ask you this

Teal'c: (Leaves)

Interviewer: Where are you going?


and another

Vala: Is someone gonna say something?

Vala & Daniel: Anybody?

(Long pause)

Teal'c: You have been imprenated, without copulation?

Vala: Yes, and im absolutly terrifyed. Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?

(long pause)

Quinn: Well theres one...

Teal'c: Darth Vader

(everyone looks at Teal'c)

Vala: Really?

Teal'c: (nods) Mhm

Vala: How did that turn out?

(Teal'c starts to say something)

Quinn: Actually i was thinking of king arthur

Carter: (Stunned) You were?

Quinn: Yeah ive been reading everything i can find on our ancient friend merlin, according to some of the legends he enchanted the queen who bore arthur

General (not hammond, the newer guy): I have to go  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

That was Mitchell in that episode.

"My depth is immaterial to this conversation." - Lost City (I think)  

[Tarica]

"You are most transparent. I can see right through you." - 200  

[Giraffe Sound]

"I am walking away, you are about to explode." season 10 Talion  

[II - m u g e n - II]

Jack: Lucy I'm home~
Teal'c: I am not Lucy

-The Broca Divide