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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 1:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:33 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:11 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:54 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:18 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:50 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:08 pm
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Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:10 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:53 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:59 pm
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