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 Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:41 am
ok, here's one my friends's mom told me just the other day
"Don't take life seriously. No one comes out alive anyway"
isn't that funny? well, let's hear your weird or hilarious quotes!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:16 pm
Oh, I'm far too lazy to type all the ones I love out. Go to this site for a ton of great ones (the oneliners section). Also, "I can't brain today. I have the dumb." From a T-shirt, perhaps?
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:46 am
lol.....not sure i quite understand....but funny!
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:55 am
wait, here are two more my friends mom told me.....or maybe just one......anyway here they are.
"People are like slinkys. Totally useless yet so amusing to watch go down the stairs."
"Friends are like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth."
haha, i thought they were hilarious
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:23 pm
Yeah, mine is sort of stupid. I just think it's cute. I love the slinky one. xd I've heard a lot of variations, but my favorite is,
"Some people are like slinkies: Not really good for anything, but you can't help laughing when you push them down the stairs."
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:44 pm
yeah, it's something like that.....i never really know
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:39 pm
so, you got anything else?
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:37 pm
"Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe". - King Richard III (Act V, Scene III).
Amusing, true and brings forth nice mental scenes. cool
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:44 am
o know one thats not really funny but it made my shut-down brain start working again! here it goes..
" we all turn up the music to forget what happened but its stupid! cuz the lyrics remind us of what we want to forget.."
i thought it was kinda deep.
i dont know...
what do you guys think?
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:40 pm
Seisoku Yami ok, here's one my friends's mom told me just the other day "Don't take life seriously. No one comes out alive anyway" isn't that funny? well, let's hear your weird or hilarious quotes!!! I like that! XD
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:50 pm
My personal favorite is this D&D reference
"Jesus saves.... everyone else takes damage."
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:51 pm
Here's a hilarious quote i watched yesterday from "It's always sunny in Philadelphia::
"Hi, I'm Artemis and I have a bleached a**hole".
One of the funniest quotes I've heard in a while.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:44 pm
lol, that is pretty funny
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:59 pm
Let's see, I've seen a few interesting ones from webcomics and the like. I couldn't tell you where most of them are from, though. Some may be kinda inappropriate, so I'll have them highlightable only.
"Man, this is really awkward, like Daddy-I-ate-your-power-tools-and-rammed-your-paper-weight-up-kitty's-a** awkward."
"I am the world's deadliest hood ornament! Pigeons, crap on me at your own demise!"
"Axel: KILL THE HERETIC! Marluxia: Axel, that's a priest! Axel: DROWN HIM IN HOLY WATER!"
"Croikey...it's a spotted Pygmy Emo! I'll get me net!"--randomness from DA.
"When Brits scream... bowler hats and monocles FLY outta their head..."
kinda gross["A spine, a person's small intestines, and a severed head make for a bitchin game of tether ball."]
and a stupid one from a fortune cookie...
"In God we trust, all others must pay cash"
I have most of them as away messages on my messenger.
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:09 am
Invader Ryn "Axel: KILL THE HERETIC! Marluxia: Axel, that's a priest! Axel: DROWN HIM IN HOLY WATER!" Wow...that's hilarious...
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