The Funniest Lines in Movies xD

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Blade:Are You ready to die mother*fu*cker?
Drake: Mot*herfu*cker i like that

Blade Trinity  

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Bump  

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GliDeroy LockHart: Who Are You
Ron Weasley:Im Ron
Glideroy lockhart:Ah great Who am i??XD

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets  

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BUMP  

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Harry Potter:atleast Hagrid warned me about the dragon.
Ron weasly: No i warned you remember i asked hermione to tell you that semus told me that he was told by perverti that dean said that hadgrid was looking for you... i just thought you'd figure it out
Harry Potter:I cant its completely mental
Ron Weasly:Yah
Hermione Granger:Boys.....
some girl nods her head on the side

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

 

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I liked the Whole " Baxter No Come Back Baxter" off Anchor man that cracks me up  

[Laili]

"You wanna see a magic trick?" -Joker, Dark Knight.  

[Tobias Mule]

-Say something, you're on television!

Truman: And if I don't see you again: good afternoon, good evening, and good night.  

[Bebop McFly]

"Oh s**t a porcupine!" (after seeing an andaconda)
- Junior -strange wilderness  

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Blade:Are You ready to die mother*fu*cker?
Drake: Mot*herfu*cker i like that

Blade Trinity

WOw u thought that was funny? I loved that line and its in a song from the sountrack called Fatal ... good song  

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this always cracks me up too... just thinkin bout it makes me laugh

"here You go a nice Sandwich"
" I asked for a dollar b***h"

LOL Scary Movie 1 the one and only scary movie that I really liked  

[Spheren]

Stewie: Thank you! When I rule the world, Your death shall be quick and painless.

Family Guy.  

[Post Coital Cookie]

"I've sucked d!ck for cocaine! You ever suck d!ck for marijuana?!"
-Bob Sagot, Half Baked

The best line of his career if you ask me.  

[Lightwater2520]

"The price is wrong, b***h!"
said by Adam Sandler to Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore.  

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Addams Family
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.