scenes from a hat

[Sarah_Jones69]

Well, I got my first mauled by a wild animal badge when I was a kid.  

[Niede]

Standing in front of congress to pass a bill badge.
Shoving old ladies badge
Badge sewing badge
Healing the lepers badge
Changing the spots on a leopard badge
Mice herding badge
Tick farming badge
Creating the ultimate weapon to destroy the world badge  

[Exor Omega]

Shoplifting badge
Airlifting badge
Subatomic Theory badge
Badger badge
Nancy Regan badge
Speaking enough of a language to get you killed badge  

[little_pink_mongoose]

hey, did you hear that little timmy just won the "fell down the well badge"?  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

things you hate to hear first thing in the morning  

[Angelicphrase]

Now I don't want you to panic, but you should go to the mirror. With lasers these days we can remove that....or at least most of it.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

things you can say about a buissness but not your girlfriend  

[Angelicphrase]

Open for business twenty-four seven 365 days a year.
Free lube job with every minimum purchase  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

if your thoughts were broadcast over a loud speaker....  

[Azred Crimlean]

I'd probably hide and hope most ppl thought it was someone else xp

"Well that was really stupid, why did you do that? you really shouldn't have done that!"  

[WEST_DARK]

hello to all my fellow gaian geezers ^_^

*God I am so old and I think I'll bone that 35 yr old gaian chick damn her breast or Huge and her a** is Hawt!''  

[Exor Omega]

Guess I'll put my two cents worth in...

[BEEP! NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS! ALL PERSONNEL, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!]  

[rave kitty king]

damnit why isn't being stupid a deadly disease