Spam

[Krell356]

Yes the long awaited spam thread! Talk, laugh, bump, and eat spam... Cancel that last one and fire the guy who wrote that line.  

[Krell356]

yay bumping for gold!  

[Krell356]

Is it a bad thing when you have Final Fantasy music playing in the background whenever you have a chance? Because Protecting My Devotion is such a nice song.  

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ninja Sir, I have found some gold from your bumping efforts.
cool Very good job.  

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eek You're not supposed to spam
cool Raven said I could make a spam thread
ninja found more bumping gold
cool thanks, plus if Chaos Ultima doesn't like it he can delete or lock it and tell me off.  

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twisted Hee hee hee I found gold, all mine!
ninja Not for you. *stab* This for cool smiley.  

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cool You may be wondering, "what's with the smileys?"
ninja More gold.
cool Thanks. The answer is that I don't like bump as a spam thing, it's too boring, soo...
ninja I missed some before.
cool Sweet, thank you again. As I was saying, that is why I use the smileys.  

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cool Anyone found that spam joke writer?
ninja No sir, more gold.
cool Thanks. Redouble the efforts I want no more bad jokes finding their way into the population.
ninja Yes sir!  

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stressed Gah, stupid ninjas are making it impossible to find any cash around here! Oh look, a penny.
ninja Not yours. *whoosh*
scream @*$!%☼  

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ninja More gold sir.
cool You know, you don't have to take every peice of cash within a 5-mile distance of this place, it does irritate people.
ninja Will remember sir. *whoosh*  

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question Anyone know why that ninja is sorting that stack of gold into 2 piles?
stare Nope.
question Go ask him.
stare Whatever. Yo my friend wants to know why you are sorting all the gold.
ninja Cool smiley say taking all gold with in 5 mile search area make inhabitants mad, so I am taking every other gold within the search zone.  

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cool hmm hmm hmm, What to eat what to eat.... What the! Will someone please hurry and catch that writer, because I think he's responsible for this.
*gestures to pantry which is completely full with cans of spam*
eek Wow, that's a lot of spam!  

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ninja Bump ninja has returned sir. I have not taken every coin within 5 miles like you suggested.
cool Sweet, maybe now I won't get as many angry phone calls.  

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pirate Yarrr, I found the cool smiley treasure vault. Must report back to the captain!  

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Meanwhile...
whee WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
confused What the heck was that?
smile No clue but it's coming back.
whee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
burning_eyes AHHHHHH! Ugly, fat grandma in a super powerchair!
whee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE