There is a god.

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

His name is Murphy, and yes he hates you. Yes you heard me it is the Church of Murphy, and i'm recruiting new Murphites. Our religion has but one law, Murphy's Law, and we all expect/accept it to be true.

For example, If one person can clean stage blood off an actor completely in under 3 minutes it will take two people during the show 7 minutes to get it sort of off.

Go in peace and remember, Murphy is waiting.  

[Majexek]

True, so very very very very very TRUE.

 

[charamath]

Alas, my life is a living definition of Murphy's Law.  

[Creepy Clown Town]

Murphy kicks my butt on a weekly basis  

[Pink Mint Tea]

Life suddenly makes sense to me now . . . eek  

[Dark Princess Kaori]

Murphy really handed my a** to me when I was giving birth to my daughter. Damn anesthesia....  

[Kyreie]

ALL HAIL MURPHY!!!

If there was ever a real Murphy, I wonder what his life was actually like?

My guess is, short. eek  

[Kiwii Tea]

there is a Murphy's Grill in my town where I grew up and all along the walls there are different laws and stuff. . .

I also had a murphy's law calendar XD  

[mizducky]

This is too funny and yet it makes some kind of sense. lol  

[Matlej]

no comment xd  

[Veddhartha]

Juliets last kiss

there is a Murphy's Grill in my town where I grew up and all along the walls there are different laws and stuff. . .

I also had a murphy's law calendar XD

We have a true believer! rofl All hail Murphy!  

[Creepy Clown Town]

If I had an insurance company I would name it Murphy's Law Insurance Company  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

The Playdough Bunny

If I had an insurance company I would name it Murphy's Law Insurance Company

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[Exor Omega]

What does your god say about relationships? When there should be _____ there isn't?  

[Areashine]

Exor Omega

What does your god say about relationships? When there should be _____ there isn't?

*laughs* *bows down to our lord Murphy*